Author Topic: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?  (Read 51034 times)

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Alright, it's official. The gauntlet has been laid down. I know where Hoopla lives. If anyone here wants to give me a ride, you will get the exclusive rights to seeing the all time most amazing ass beating of a lifetime live and in person.
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I don't want anyone to go away. I just want sombunall you fucking fucks to realize that the MOSBUNONLY REASON you post on the internet is for attention. It;s because maybe sometimes we desperately want our pathetic world view to be meaningful to someone. Mosbunonly an attention whore would start a thread about their opinion of another attention whore.

So, we're MOSBUNALL FUCKING WHORES. If you want to pretend to have some altruistic attempt at raising the quality of the forums, maybe consider that you couldgo spit it in a sock, then come back here for some more whoring.

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"What happens when adults act like 12 year olds".

Loveshade gets really confused.

I just realized this offers the potential for argument crossover with the retard thread.

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I think you sick fucks who think it should be OK for parents to make beastiality porn with their retarded adult children are no better than Loveshade.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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I don't want anyone to go away. I just want sombunall you fucking fucks to realize that the MOSBUNONLY REASON you post on the internet is for attention. It;s because maybe sometimes we desperately want our pathetic world view to be meaningful to someone. Mosbunonly an attention whore would start a thread about their opinion of another attention whore.

So, we're MOSBUNALL FUCKING WHORES. If you want to pretend to have some altruistic attempt at raising the quality of the forums, maybe consider that you couldgo spit it in a sock, then come back here for some more whoring.

E-primed for lulz

MOSBUNONLY!!

is my new favorite eprime-word.

*SMOOCHES* Nigel

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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But what if they are really smart children who act like adults?

Is it then OK?

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And what if the dog's IQ is over 75?

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This thread makes no sense to someone who haven't read the retard thread or the orgasm thread
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But what if they are really smart children who act like adults?

Is it then OK?

Only if you ARE Reverend Loveshade.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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This thread makes no sense to someone who haven't read the retard thread or the orgasm thread

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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it's actually quite entertaining
next time there is a break off bitch-off thread you guys outa try it
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I can't believe you're advocating allowing intelligent dogs to have coercive relationships with retarded adults who can't have orgasms.

You guys, that's just not right. Nobody likes something that isn't right.  :sad:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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there is no law against retards having masturbatory arguments with retards, or twelve year olds having arguments with 12 year olds, it when adults get involved that it becomes coercive..
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I can't believe you're advocating allowing intelligent dogs to have coercive relationships with retarded adults who can't have orgasms.

You guys, that's just not right. Nobody likes something that isn't right.  :sad:

You're such a prude. Us rational people know that it's okay so long as they don't use lube.

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I think someone needs to think about the rights of the intelligent dogs to make their own choices. Who is deciding they should have sex with orgasm-impaired retarded people? Are the dogs being paid? Is this retard prostitution, dog prostitution, or is it really mutually consensual sex?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”