Author Topic: Some sort of dick waving contest or something, I dunno. Suggestions for title?  (Read 54558 times)

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This thread fucking delivers!

I might have time to jump in tomorrow. Not sure if I should pick a side or try and find a way to piss off both :evil:

On second thoughts, fuck it I've chosen:

Hunter - You win. Internets are yours for a whole month.

Hoopla - you just aren't getting the joke.

Lys - Take a look at yourself and you'll see constructive criticism wrapped up in a housebrick

Everybody else - I HAVE a HUGE FUCKING PENIS - WORSHIP ME :lulz:
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Alright, it's official. The gauntlet has been laid down. I know where Hoopla lives. If anyone here wants to give me a ride, you will get the exclusive rights to seeing the all time most amazing ass beating of a lifetime live and in person.

if there's no buttsecks to be seen im not sure i'm interested.

*still awaiting tits*

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prove it.

I know hoops definitely will not mind.  

Seeing as you're a dude, and not Suu...

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Alright, it's official. The gauntlet has been laid down. I know where Hoopla lives. If anyone here wants to give me a ride, you will get the exclusive rights to seeing the all time most amazing ass beating of a lifetime live and in person.

if there's no buttsecks to be seen im not sure i'm interested.

*still awaiting tits*

uh... that's why I said I'd take him there once he gets to the border....

;)
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prove it.

I know hoops definitely will not mind.  

Seeing as you're a dude, and not Suu...



MY COCK IS SO BIG IT DOESN'T FIT ON CAMERA :ECH:
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well, it doesn't have to fit all the way in...

cough*thatswhatshesaid*cough*
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prove it.

I know hoops definitely will not mind.  

Seeing as you're a dude, and not Suu...



MY COCK IS SO BIG IT DOESN'T FIT ON CAMERA :ECH:

My girl-cock is so big it'll be the first thing aliens try to make communication with.

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These arguing threads are shitty because I don't enjoy seeing my friends hate on each other over stupid bullshit.
I thought you didn't like me anymore either. Shouldn't this be a good thing? Maybe I'll get chased away with an artful reply.

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WTF happened to this thread?  And why isn't anyone paying attention to MEEEEE!!!!!?????
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WTF happened to this thread?  And why isn't anyone paying attention to MEEEEE!!!!!?????
  YOU READ MY MIND.
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These arguing threads are shitty because I don't enjoy seeing my friends hate on each other over stupid bullshit.
I thought you didn't like me anymore either. Shouldn't this be a good thing? Maybe I'll get chased away with an artful reply.

I don't like you. You're not one of the friends I'm talking about.

Well who else is fighting in here? Which of you friends are hating all over each other? I think I missed something.
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why dont you just ignore him if he annoys you that much hunter?