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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #180 on: July 10, 2009, 02:28:36 pm »
220:  Half of your cellphone pictures were taken becuase people on PD would find them funny.
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #181 on: July 10, 2009, 07:31:46 pm »
219. You don't know how to casually refer to the userbase without using the word 'spag/s/'.

219a: You use spag as a normal part of your everyday vocabulary.
219b: Your parents, friends, coworkers, and professors no longer need to ask you what you mean when you say things like 'those spags over in marketing'.

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #182 on: July 11, 2009, 04:32:43 am »
221: Your child covers the hettiOs part of his SpaghettiOs can with paper. So he can have himself a nice bowl of Spag.

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #183 on: July 11, 2009, 06:19:57 am »
221: Your child covers the hettiOs part of his SpaghettiOs can with paper. So he can have himself a nice bowl of Spag.

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #184 on: June 13, 2011, 07:27:29 pm »
You make an OKCupid account so you can troll horny morons, only you end up getting nothing but messages from people who say things like "OMG, you really run PD.com? Who are you over there? Are you Roger?"

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #185 on: June 13, 2011, 08:26:54 pm »
I was startled by the fact some of these can apply to me. I haven't even been here that long. O.o
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #186 on: June 13, 2011, 08:31:41 pm »
Whoa, it's been almost 152 days for me. 

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #187 on: June 13, 2011, 08:43:52 pm »
I was startled by the fact some of these can apply to me. I haven't even been here that long. O.o

Same, here...
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #188 on: June 13, 2011, 08:48:30 pm »

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #189 on: June 14, 2011, 02:49:21 pm »
:lulz: Whoa, I missed that :D
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #190 on: June 14, 2011, 04:12:56 pm »
222. You check your Unread Posts before you check your email or Facebook.
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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #191 on: June 14, 2011, 04:20:20 pm »
223  you wreck yourself before you check yourself

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #192 on: June 14, 2011, 07:21:16 pm »
224 You've been here long enough to know why PMing The Mgt is a bad idea... But do it anyway.

225 You have an erotic (to some) collection of Too Hawt For Spagbook pics of famous PDers

226 Your ":" "L" "U" and "Z" keys are worn completely away.

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #193 on: June 14, 2011, 07:29:04 pm »
225 You have an erotic (to some) collection of Too Hawt For Spagbook pics of famous PDers

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Re: Signs that you spend too much time at PD
« Reply #194 on: June 14, 2011, 07:36:29 pm »
225 You have an erotic (to some) collection of Too Hawt For Spagbook pics of famous PDers

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