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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2009, 06:36:21 am »
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Excuse me while I go wash my brain out with soap...


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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2009, 07:41:55 am »
This thread is awful, probably in the best way, but I'm too busy wanting to set my brain in scalding water to know for sure.  :horrormirth:
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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #47 on: May 06, 2009, 02:59:43 am »
set your brain on fire, it works better.


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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #48 on: May 06, 2009, 10:25:30 am »
So, who's heard of teratoma's?  No?  Well, while you go Wiki, I'll cut through the crap and bring you the straight facts.

Essentially, a teratoma is a very special kind of tumour.  However, unlike other, more cancerous tumours you may know of, this has a far more interesting cause.  Essentially, these are the things that result when an embryo starts growing within its twin but then dies, causing the remaining twin to later have a tumor with hair, teeth, nails, bones, and sometimes even hands or eyeballs. And they can keep growing so that people don't really notice them until adulthood.

Just imagine having a third eye somewhere on your body.  Or worse, being the trainee surgeon who opens the tumour to find it staring back at him.

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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #49 on: May 06, 2009, 05:04:00 pm »
I'm sorry, but I think that's hilarious. Freakish, but still funny.
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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #50 on: May 06, 2009, 05:14:27 pm »
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #51 on: May 06, 2009, 05:36:56 pm »

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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #52 on: May 06, 2009, 05:44:48 pm »
how to get a head in advertising

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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #53 on: May 06, 2009, 05:47:45 pm »
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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #54 on: May 06, 2009, 06:09:57 pm »
not my fault you didnt like the movie  :kingmeh:

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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2009, 05:07:41 pm »
QUAAAIIIIIID!

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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #56 on: May 17, 2009, 12:06:18 am »
I suck teratoma pop in the morning.... w/ coffee ground from your ancestor;s egg flesh rot
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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #57 on: May 17, 2009, 12:16:15 am »
I suck turds out of hobos unwashed asses in the mornings and type them out  in forums in the afternoon
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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #58 on: May 17, 2009, 05:18:39 am »
I suck teratoma pop in the morning.... w/ coffee ground from your ancestor;s egg flesh rot


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Re: Nightmare fuel
« Reply #59 on: May 17, 2009, 11:21:40 am »
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