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I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #270 on: May 10, 2005, 03:14:27 pm »
it'll take me that long to teach myself some basic useful phrases anyway.

then it's ON.

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #271 on: January 16, 2007, 07:29:30 pm »
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #272 on: January 16, 2007, 07:34:10 pm »
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?

Many on this forum seem to think so.

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #273 on: January 17, 2007, 06:18:21 am »
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #274 on: January 17, 2007, 06:20:31 am »
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?

Many on this forum seem to think so.

What?  There's RULES, now?

It's called the Principia.

You should read it sometime.

Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.

You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.

EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.

And here's the post that started the Jihaad. :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #275 on: January 17, 2007, 06:38:17 am »
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Good god!

Where the hell are Tao Jones and his concubine now?  Maybe they've finally made their own site . . . anyone know the address?
http://kamelopedia.mormo.org/index.php/Deutsches_Diskordisches_Reich

Here ya go.

Holy shit!  It's still up!

Which button says "forums" in Kraut?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #276 on: January 17, 2007, 06:41:02 am »
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To cannonize a Greyface would be ABSURD.

That is precisely why I have nominated GWB for Sainthood!

I love the way this comment was totally ignored by Tao  :lol:

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #277 on: January 17, 2007, 06:44:21 am »
Yo, Roger!

http://www.apfelfront.de/brett/index.php

 8-)

I knew the three years I spent at that crap would come in useful...

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #278 on: January 17, 2007, 06:52:21 am »
At least, I assume its the actual site.  Its the German Apple Front....but there seems to be alot of talk about NeoNazis and not much else...

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #279 on: January 17, 2007, 06:56:09 am »
http://community.livejournal.com/ddr_list/

Thats their livejournal community.  Looks like a war with the Erisian Mystics is brewing...

Oh, and the German PD guest book http://www.principia-discordia.de/gaestebuch/

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« Reply #280 on: January 17, 2007, 07:21:22 am »
At least, I assume its the actual site.  Its the German Apple Front....but there seems to be alot of talk about NeoNazis and not much else...

Needs the poompmouf pic.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #281 on: January 17, 2007, 07:22:13 am »
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #282 on: January 17, 2007, 09:10:25 am »
I'm so glad I was able to read this thread!

"It's called the Principia.

You should read it sometime."

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #283 on: January 17, 2007, 01:26:13 pm »
At least, I assume its the actual site.  Its the German Apple Front....but there seems to be alot of talk about NeoNazis and not much else...

skimming a few threads, the talk seems to be about neonazis in the way of "how much it sucks that people in my/your/their neighbourhood are/act like neonazis/right-extremists" (which is indeed a problem in certain parts of Germany, even if the laws regarding anything related to neo nazism are very strict), "kicking the shit out of nazis" and "often i wondered, are nazis really that dumb?"

at least so it seems?

apparently my german isn't that good either, cause i can't make out what this video is about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXnG8xlDkIw&NR
the audience doesn't seem to be neonazis but more extreme-left punk/anarch/squatter types, but i really can't be sure..

do we have any people on the board better capable of understanding german? cause if they organised all this as an activist protest against neo-nazism, it's a pretty cool mindfuck .. [unless it's a propaganda stunt from some retarded extreme left-wing party]
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #284 on: January 29, 2007, 07:39:04 pm »
I disagree. Bush causes havoc, but only the Goddess can cause chaos.Now Clinton,that was a discordian.I love the fact that on the last days of his administration,his staff trashed the place,and removed the letter W (23rd letter of the alphabet) from all the computers. At best,Bush is a unrealized Eristic Avatar.,which is quite different from being an erisian.


Is that true?  about removing the Ws from the computer keyboards?  I never heard about that.

I would further like to salute the Clinton administration for it's sense of humour.