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« Reply #75 on: June 01, 2004, 02:16:18 am »
Yes, you are indeed awesome.

This swimming thread http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=72031#72031
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« Reply #76 on: June 01, 2004, 02:22:45 am »
youre awsome too!!1


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« Reply #77 on: June 01, 2004, 03:37:59 am »
EVT and the entire Yogi Bear Cabal met on Sunday at the Dom Cathedral in Cologne where thousands of punks, goths, industrial, and other subculture freaks meet each year.

On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.
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« Reply #78 on: June 01, 2004, 03:52:21 am »
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EVT and the entire Yogi Bear Cabal met on Sunday at the Dom Cathedral in Cologne where thousands of punks, goths, industrial, and other subculture freaks meet each year.

On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.


sheep herd mentality of the masses?

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« Reply #79 on: June 01, 2004, 04:25:25 am »
I'm assuming that isn't realated to the proposal as the Kabal could never be considered a mass.

Regarding the gathering, I wasn't there and EVT didn't find it that great. I agree that the underground subcultures can get as conformist as the mainstream, yet in Europe it isn't as bad as the American counterparts, that ussually are a painted version of mainstream cliques, and popularity contests.

However Euros tend to be far more individualistic. Their exteriors may look similar, yet each person is far less predictable and far more independantly minded and dynamic.

The holy bit is them fucking up a Christian Holy day by hanging around one of the world's grandest cathedrals in cabbage frightening garb during that day.
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.  Locke, John

"It is by acts and not ideas that people live" - Anatole France

"Our wretched species is so mad that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road" - Voltaire

"The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know" - Napoleon

"Everyone wishes to have truth on his side, but not everyone wishes to be on the side of truth." - Richard Whately

The way we live is the evidence of what we really want in life, no matter what we may say.
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« Reply #80 on: June 01, 2004, 06:08:18 am »
Why?

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« Reply #81 on: June 01, 2004, 06:12:38 am »
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« Reply #82 on: June 01, 2004, 06:18:59 am »
We have secret meetings?

How did I miss the memo on that one?
It's probably in the mess on my desk, isn't it?
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« Reply #83 on: June 01, 2004, 07:19:45 am »
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EVT and the entire Yogi Bear Cabal met on Sunday at the Dom Cathedral in Cologne where thousands of punks, goths, industrial, and other subculture freaks meet each year.

On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.


So what?  Their authority is based on WHAT, exactly?
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« Reply #84 on: June 01, 2004, 07:22:13 am »
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***meanwhile, in SssBella's sack...***

Ack! stupid sack... stupid gum in my hair... stupid elbow in my ribs...

Hey...

Tom? Dude, can I get yer autograph? My mom would put me back in her will for your autograph...

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Jimmy Hoffa's in there, too.

Or so I've heard.
Really?

Would you and Horab mind taking a little peek just to make sure?
There's a couple of sixpacks in there......I promissssss.


Oh, well, back into the bag.

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You have rendered me speechless, Roger.
Not an easy task for anyone.

Unfortunately for me, I'm laughing so hard that I dropped my sack of men and everyone has escaped.
Demonica's gonna be so cranky about it.....it was a present for her.  :evil:

Oh well, I can always catch more later.


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #85 on: June 01, 2004, 07:26:02 am »
Now you're proud of yourself for making me speechless, aren't you, Roger?
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« Reply #86 on: June 01, 2004, 07:55:47 am »
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Now you're proud of yourself for making me speechless, aren't you, Roger?




BTW:  Heresy #4 is up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #87 on: June 01, 2004, 08:11:51 am »
Thanx....heading there now.
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« Reply #88 on: June 01, 2004, 08:36:08 am »
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Look, if you're going to troll at least have the decency to create a user account so we know what to call you when we're talking about you in our secret meetings.


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« Reply #89 on: June 01, 2004, 02:50:08 pm »
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No worries. Now you too can talk about you in secret meetings.

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