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I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #90 on: June 01, 2004, 03:35:05 pm »
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EVT and the entire Yogi Bear Cabal met on Sunday at the Dom Cathedral in Cologne where thousands of punks, goths, industrial, and other subculture freaks meet each year.

On this holy day, the idea of GW being sainted was unanimously rejected on the grounds of total absurdity and due to it being an anerisian, greyfaced, proposal.


So what?  Their authority is based on WHAT, exactly?


Who said anything about authority, just rejected the idea. You can call him a saint, we won't, and think it anerisian to think so.

IOW

The Yogi Bear Kabal will not be considering George Bush a Saint.
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.  Locke, John

"It is by acts and not ideas that people live" - Anatole France

"Our wretched species is so mad that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road" - Voltaire

"The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know" - Napoleon

"Everyone wishes to have truth on his side, but not everyone wishes to be on the side of truth." - Richard Whately

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« Reply #91 on: June 01, 2004, 03:58:36 pm »
Yes, I as the grand mufti of discordian theology of the St Yogi Baer Cabal of Cologne, holder of the sacred apple of St. Till, heir of Bodicea will confirm this judgement of my brothers and sisters and one non-member but friend of our circle.

George W. Bush embodies all qualities of destructive order in his actions and distructive chaos in
the results of theese. Descructiveness, may this be of chaotic or orderly nature are to
be avoided due to the bad trip this leads to. Therefore Mr. Bush can never be cannonised in
any way. Feel free to knight him as Knight of the five sided castle/part of the orders of discordia.
This title is legitimate for this man, but holiness not.

Saints are a source of inspiration and embody different parts of discordian values and thoughts
or even aspects of life according to the individual discordian.

Or does anyone want to cannonize Adolf Hitler or maybe Saddam Hussein?  :twisted: They also caused enough havoc.
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« Reply #92 on: June 01, 2004, 05:04:08 pm »
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on the grounds of total absurdity
I think this is the reason it was suggested
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

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« Reply #93 on: June 01, 2004, 05:04:36 pm »
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Sorry Guido.................... log in failed   :oops:
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Can I keep the can of troll repellant?


No worries. Now you too can talk about you in secret meetings.

You can keep all the cans that you have.

No fair!
I was hoping we could talk about my sister behind her back in the secret meetings. :evil:
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« Reply #94 on: June 01, 2004, 05:27:09 pm »
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Sorry Guido.................... log in failed   :oops:
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Can I keep the can of troll repellant?


No worries. Now you too can talk about you in secret meetings.

You can keep all the cans that you have.

No fair!
I was hoping we could talk about my sister behind her back in the secret meetings. :evil:
haven't we already?!?!?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

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« Reply #95 on: June 01, 2004, 05:32:12 pm »
Hey, that's right!
I forgot about that.


PS: It was fun, huh? :twisted:
just like in a dream
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« Reply #96 on: June 01, 2004, 05:36:20 pm »
Dear Mgt, how about a chatroom for this site? *g*
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« Reply #97 on: June 01, 2004, 05:37:15 pm »
Dear Mgt.
How about passing out chill pills?  :wink:
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« Reply #98 on: June 01, 2004, 05:40:52 pm »
icy lozenges?!?!?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

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« Reply #99 on: June 01, 2004, 05:44:11 pm »
Mmmm.... icy lozenges.
just like in a dream
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and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
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you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #100 on: June 01, 2004, 05:49:45 pm »
donuts... so where's this chatroom everybody is going to be talking about?!?!?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

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« Reply #101 on: June 01, 2004, 05:56:49 pm »
we usually just hijack this forum from the newagers.
they pretty much hate to see us coming.....fun.

http://www.celestinevision.com/main.html
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« Reply #102 on: June 01, 2004, 05:58:52 pm »
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we usually just hijack this forum from the newagers.
they pretty much hate to see us coming.....fun.

http://www.celestinevision.com/main.html
why didn't you tell whats her name that?!?!?


she might have a preiciated it?!?!?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

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« Reply #103 on: June 01, 2004, 05:59:34 pm »
She already knows.
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« Reply #104 on: June 01, 2004, 06:23:36 pm »
i needed that link about an hour ago darlings.. *g*
well chill pills are good... i have some hyper pills here and am still under the influence of them
ahhahahahahahahahahahahah that might explain my last post. *nastydrevillaughter*

ohhh and anyway... a chatroom would still be good... for nice little direct talk for us... and when i wanna go swooning with my Prince TJ instead of PMing all the time *g*
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