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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #330 on: June 08, 2018, 08:13:33 pm »
Christ, Tao Jones was an asshole.

Actually, Jesus was never mentioned in the Principia.  You should read it sometime, cabbage, or else have your star revoked heresy.

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« Reply #331 on: June 08, 2018, 09:20:58 pm »
Christ, Tao Jones was an asshole.

Actually, Jesus was never mentioned in the Principia.  You should read it sometime, cabbage, or else have your star revoked heresy.

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« Reply #332 on: June 09, 2018, 04:17:50 am »
Heresy leads to Slaanesh and Nurglings and Xenos.  It is known.

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« Reply #333 on: June 09, 2018, 03:39:33 pm »
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« Reply #334 on: June 14, 2018, 11:09:15 pm »
Wow. I had forgotten just how truly wretched and clueless PTJ and EVT were. I wish I could forget again.
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« Reply #335 on: June 14, 2018, 11:10:06 pm »
Wow. I had forgotten just how truly wretched and clueless PTJ and EVT were. I wish I could forget again.

But the way that all ended was worth every moment of cringe.  Flaming wreckage is my medicine.
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« Reply #336 on: June 14, 2018, 11:12:02 pm »
I wonder what they are up to now?
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« Reply #337 on: June 14, 2018, 11:23:15 pm »
I wonder what they are up to now?

Last word I heard, and this was years and years ago, she had tossed him out on his ass for reasons I can't remember, and he was basically still trying to send her that horrible fucking roleplaying they used to do.  Forever.
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« Reply #338 on: June 14, 2018, 11:40:14 pm »
Didn't he become a Pastafarian or something?

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« Reply #339 on: June 14, 2018, 11:40:45 pm »
I wonder what they are up to now?

Last word I heard, and this was years and years ago, she had tossed him out on his ass for reasons I can't remember, and he was basically still trying to send her that horrible fucking roleplaying they used to do.  Forever.

Pretty much what I expected.
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« Reply #340 on: June 14, 2018, 11:43:56 pm »
Didn't he become a Pastafarian or something?

By now he's a 40-something bernie guy with a bad comb-over, hitting on college girls when they come into the Starbucks in which he is for the moment employed.

This is just a guess, mind you.
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