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I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« on: May 26, 2004, 11:07:36 am »


Look at that face, and tell me he wasn't born to cause chaos!
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2004, 11:52:59 am »
Is it just me, or does he look a little bit like Brak in that picture?

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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2004, 12:05:53 pm »
Sounds like him, too.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2004, 09:26:53 pm »
Hail Brak!
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2004, 09:27:48 pm »
he looks disturbing
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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2004, 09:42:44 pm »
There is a definite evil malevolence there that cannot be mistaken by anyone not a cabbage...
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2004, 02:37:09 am »
ok thats just wrong!!

::squishes brak tight:

Im gonna marry him someday!
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2004, 04:25:33 am »
Chaos? Yes. Beneficial? No.
I'd always thought that knighthoods were reserved for idiots and sainthoods for genuine, first-class chaoticians...

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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2004, 05:15:08 am »


My fellow Americans.

::feedback::

Sorry. Heh heh heh.

I am pleased to accept my party's nomination for sainthood.

In the words of that great American, Yogi Berra, "I  want to thank you for making this day necessary."

Undoubtably many of you are thinking, what does the President of the United States have to do with Discordianism? The answer is, of course, nothing what so ever. But that never stopped Al Gore from inventing the internet and I whupped his ass. And I whupped Saddam Hussezitname.

This great honor I humbly accept in the tradition of all great American evangeli, er, Presidents. I remember when I first said, "When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there." It seemed just like yesterday.

And then I said, "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." Doesn't that bring a tear to your eye?

In conclusion I want to say I did not collude with either Hotsuma or Prince Tacos Jonies for this honor. Whatever happens let the best man win and that best man is me or I am not my father's best man.

You may go back to working for Disney and McDonald's now.



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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2004, 07:10:28 am »
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There is a definite evil malevolence there that cannot be mistaken by anyone not a cabbage...


Nope.  You're thinking of Cheney.  Nothing evil about Bush...just stupidity.  He suffers from, it is said, terminal brain siphylus.  He just isn't CAPABLE of evil.  Chaos, though, is a different ball game.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2004, 07:11:41 am »
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My fellow Americans.

::feedback::

Sorry. Heh heh heh.

I am pleased to accept my party's nomination for sainthood.

In the words of that great American, Yogi Berra, "I  want to thank you for making this day necessary."

Undoubtably many of you are thinking, what does the President of the United States have to do with Discordianism? The answer is, of course, nothing what so ever. But that never stopped Al Gore from inventing the internet and I whupped his ass. And I whupped Saddam Hussezitname.

This great honor I humbly accept in the tradition of all great American evangeli, er, Presidents. I remember when I first said, "When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them, and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there." It seemed just like yesterday.

And then I said, "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." Doesn't that bring a tear to your eye?

In conclusion I want to say I did not collude with either Hotsuma or Prince Tacos Jonies for this honor. Whatever happens let the best man win and that best man is me or I am not my father's best man.

You may go back to working for Disney and McDonald's now.



Note: The password to President Bush is still in the public domain. ("GeorgeW") Doesn't anyone want to play?


Whomever this is, you are a frickin' GENIUS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2004, 09:03:29 pm »
I disagree. Bush causes havoc, but only the Goddess can cause chaos.Now Clinton,that was a discordian.I love the fact that on the last days of his administration,his staff trashed the place,and removed the letter W (23rd letter of the alphabet) from all the computers. At best,Bush is a unrealized Eristic Avatar.,which is quite different from being an erisian.
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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2004, 11:06:24 pm »
I'm inclined to agree with the Rev. Verthaine. He's certianly innocent of the Law of Eristic Elevation, and is absolutely an Eristic Avatar. 'Course, that doesn't mean he can't be a saint.



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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2004, 01:31:21 am »
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Look at that face, and tell me he wasn't born to cause chaos!


Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?

Many on this forum seem to think so.
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2004, 02:34:13 am »
I think its a line inna VNV nation song


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