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« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2004, 10:03:41 pm »
Chaos, you've never been hurtful that I can see.

but you can make it up to me later   :wink:

 
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« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2004, 10:04:03 pm »
I don't know why you think what you said was hurtful to anyone, chaosgraves.
But it's very big of you to apologize instead of perpetuating the fighting.
just like in a dream
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« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2004, 11:44:39 pm »
::hugs graves::


::twice::


::just so he knows hes not been a hurtfull::
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« Reply #48 on: May 31, 2004, 01:57:49 am »
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Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?

Many on this forum seem to think so.


What?  There's RULES, now?


It's called the Principia.

You should read it sometime.



Hahahahahaha!  Perhaps YOU should read it again.

#5.  Never believe anything you read.

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« Reply #49 on: May 31, 2004, 01:59:20 am »
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What kind of Saint is he supposed to be, of nasty oil greedy, stupid, business men, drinking and driving, anti-arab sentiment saint?


Why not?  The Catholics have a Saint who drove non-existent snakes out of Ireland.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #50 on: May 31, 2004, 02:00:29 am »
Quote from: Prince Tao Jones
Not all disorder is Holy, only creative disorder.

Get that through your thick skulls numb nuts.


Says WHO, sensitive nuts?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #51 on: May 31, 2004, 02:01:42 am »
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This is getting out of hand.

OBVIOUSLY Roger did not intend to heap any praise on GWB by starting this topic. If I know Roger (and I do) I would assume that he is trying to bring up the question or weither or not it makes someone discordian to simply create chaos wherever they go AND/OR He is just trying to raise a few eyebrows. You know....I think it's called....ah, oh yes, A FUCKING JOKE!

All this arguing and name calling is getting on my nerves. It's stupidity. Bitter Schisms are for other religions. Discordians should get along even if they disagee, and there is no reason why debate on this board should fall to the level of mindless name calling.


1.  Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

2.  Duh.

3.  Sez YOU.
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« Reply #52 on: May 31, 2004, 02:03:39 am »
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I get it now Darling, they don't understand their hypocrisy because they've never  read the damn Principia.





A little full of ourselves, aren't we dawgmatic-boi?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #53 on: May 31, 2004, 02:07:11 am »
bush gets my vote for sainthood, let's face it, his credentials for sainthood are self evident. i mean it's not as if we're looking for bloody martyrs for the position now are we? i say verily, even if self sacrifice were a job requirement, then surely george dubvyas countless hours spent not on vacation qualify him easily!

everyone are hypocrites, cept me.
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« Reply #54 on: May 31, 2004, 02:36:58 am »
HELLO HORAB!!! nice to see you back here, and OMG!! you even are spelling things correctly!!!

 :shock:

Who are you what have you done to the real Horab?
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« Reply #55 on: May 31, 2004, 02:38:04 am »
Yeah, isn't it great to have him back, even if he's a pod horab?!?!
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« Reply #56 on: May 31, 2004, 02:38:42 am »
::nods::
Coito ergo sum
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« Reply #57 on: May 31, 2004, 02:42:28 am »
it seems that practice does nto make perfect but rather procastinationa dn non-practice makes perfect instead, several more weeks of not speeling a damned single word and i'll be winning spelling bees like a madman at a shooting range.

what's that you say about pod horab? i'm the perfectly real horab, really, now if you'll excuse me... hey look over there! is that tom selleck?

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« Reply #58 on: May 31, 2004, 02:44:20 am »
You've been hanging out with Colonel Failure again, haven't you?
Damn! I was hoping your wouldn't catch on to his tricksy distractingaton ways.

That makes two that got away just today. :evil:  :evil:
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« Reply #59 on: May 31, 2004, 02:46:41 am »
well i for one am jsut glad that people still know who tom selleck is.

um so er who is he?



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