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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #255 on: May 31, 2012, 12:14:39 am »
Bump.

Also, The Battle of Hastings. What really happened?
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #256 on: May 31, 2012, 12:30:37 am »
Bump.

Also, The Battle of Hastings. What really happened?

Harold was inspecting an arrow.  Sneezed at a bad time.
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #257 on: May 31, 2012, 12:50:18 am »
Bump.

Also, The Battle of Hastings. What really happened?

Harold was inspecting an arrow.  Sneezed at a bad time.

OF COURSE! Then the Saxon Shield-wall fell apart because of the  :horrormirth:!
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #258 on: May 31, 2012, 02:10:41 pm »
Bump.

Also, The Battle of Hastings. What really happened?

It was a rugby game gone wrong, as they are prone to do.  The French team got an early lead, the English were a little worn down from a match the previous day, and the rest is history.
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #259 on: May 31, 2012, 02:33:15 pm »
Why did the charge of the Light Brigade go tits up?
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« Reply #260 on: June 01, 2012, 02:35:50 pm »
Why did the charge of the Light Brigade go tits up?

BECAUSE YOU DON'T CHARGE PREPARED ARTILLERY AND RIFLE POSITIONS ON HORSEBACK.

Also, don't put British nobility in charge of troops.  Ever.
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« Reply #261 on: June 01, 2012, 02:36:28 pm »
Bump.

Also, The Battle of Hastings. What really happened?

Harold was inspecting an arrow.  Sneezed at a bad time.

EXCUSE ME.  ARE YOU THE GOOD REVEREND ROGER?  BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #262 on: June 01, 2012, 03:55:28 pm »
Bump.

Also, The Battle of Hastings. What really happened?

Harold was inspecting an arrow.  Sneezed at a bad time.

EXCUSE ME.  ARE YOU THE GOOD REVEREND ROGER?  BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.

He was dead at the time!  Mostly, at least...  Or I thought he was!
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #263 on: June 01, 2012, 09:21:10 pm »
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #264 on: June 02, 2012, 02:01:28 am »
 :lulz:

Anyway, 1981 Springbok tour protests in NZ, I want da troof.
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« Reply #265 on: June 02, 2012, 05:00:24 am »
81 was a bad year

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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #266 on: June 04, 2012, 06:08:40 pm »
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Anyway, 1981 Springbok tour protests in NZ, I want da troof.

The TRUTH is, I have no fucking idea, because I can't keep track of you upside down people, because all I ever see is your shoes.  Also, it's not like NZ has a history of its own.  There isn't enough of it.  So it just gets rolled into Australian History, down in the footnotes.
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Re: ITT, You ask TGRR anything about history, and get the REAL TRUTH™
« Reply #267 on: June 05, 2012, 02:22:28 pm »
:lulz:

Anyway, 1981 Springbok tour protests in NZ, I want da troof.

The TRUTH is, I have no fucking idea, because I can't keep track of you upside down people, because all I ever see is your shoes.  Also, it's not like NZ has a history of its own.  There isn't enough of it.  So it just gets rolled into Australian History, down in the footnotes.

Touche.
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« Reply #268 on: October 03, 2016, 06:39:19 am »
Who was Jack the Ripper the Zodiac killer? (apparently someone did ripper already)
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