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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1215 on: November 04, 2017, 03:52:35 am »
God starts Rapturing people and returning them to live among the damned. They then become targets of security agencies wanting to extract their knowledge of The One. This sekret is something they are willing to die for, categorically. All those captured perish at the hands of interrogators. The only intelligence ever obtained was that the unsubs thought they were saving the world by withholding from it this information. Rumor has it one or two of them managed to evade detection and are now very public figures that sincerely dedicate their lives to eradicate the global specter of monotheism
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1216 on: November 04, 2017, 07:48:44 am »
After successfully reanimating a person a scientist discovers that this has triggered his (the scientist's) transformation into a deity
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1217 on: November 06, 2017, 01:08:28 am »
As part of a national PR stunt, the government creates a centralized school for child prodigies -- a boarding school with lots of expensive facilities on an island. However, when their cold war turns hot, the first strike isolates the school during a period when only a skeleton crew of administrators were there -- all the child prodigies of the nation are stuck on an island together with very little adult supervision -- and because this is a total war and the invasion is aggressive, it's not until after the war (which takes about five years) that contact with the island is reestablished. The population is much lower, and those who have survived are very much changed, finding it difficult to reintegrate into society. Likewise, political changes between the patriotic lead-up and the reconstruction are hard to navigate.


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1218 on: November 07, 2017, 04:17:25 am »
Did I already post my idea about Santa Claus-esque vampires that can be temporarily appeased with milk and cookies but can only be permanently destroyed by being boiled with their own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through their heart? Their power is greatest at the winter solstice because that is when night is the longest.

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Related idea: Mothlike reverse-vampires that are attracted to light

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Unrelated, not particularly interesting idea:
A doctor with an obsession with repairing anything that breaks around him. This obsession with fixing broken things is why he went into medicine as well.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1219 on: November 11, 2017, 08:44:35 am »
The singularity reveals that the AI we thought ourselves to be building was actually studying our participation in a blind experiment. Particularly, to investigate the suspension of recognition that regulates individuation as to enhance performance under the hypothetical pretense of personal freedom.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1220 on: November 11, 2017, 06:32:41 pm »
A porno about a gay threeway between Jesus, Moses, and Mohammed (Penises Be Upon Him)
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1221 on: November 16, 2017, 06:20:28 am »
A film adaptation of I Am Legend that goes in exactly the opposite direction of the 2007 Will Smith version. Instead of the twist ending being dropped it's not even a twist; it's clear from the beginning that there are no vampire-zombies, just a bunch of sunburnt aphasics and a psychotic doomsday prepper mad scientist who's jumped to some very extreme conclusions and ideally is played by Jeffrey Combs

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A satirical holiday special revolvong around the birth of Mammon
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