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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #180 on: February 22, 2012, 08:22:16 pm »
Talking beavers hijack an OB/GYN convention and show them the error of their ways. 
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #181 on: February 22, 2012, 08:25:39 pm »
Robot Ron Paul from the future secretly replaces the real Ron Paul and convinces his legions of followers to divest in gold and invest in yttrium.  Hilarity ensues. 
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #182 on: February 22, 2012, 08:38:09 pm »
Sentient toothpicks wage war against housewives everywhere.  Hilarity ensues. 
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #183 on: February 23, 2012, 10:32:31 am »
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on February 22, 2012, 08:22:16 pm
Talking beavers hijack an OB/GYN convention and show them the error of their ways.

I'd like this one better if hilarity would also ensue, can you do that?
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #184 on: February 23, 2012, 10:56:18 am »
It was implied, beavers are crafty like that. 
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #185 on: February 23, 2012, 11:01:55 am »
In this knee-slapping rom-com, former President Bill Clinton goes on a cross-country road-trip adventure with Snooki, Kim Kardashian, and Dr. Ruth.  Hillary ensues. 
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #186 on: February 23, 2012, 11:54:48 am »
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on February 23, 2012, 11:01:55 am
In this knee-slapping rom-com, former President Bill Clinton goes on a cross-country road-trip adventure with Snooki, Kim Kardashian, and Dr. Ruth.  Hillary ensues.

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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #187 on: March 15, 2012, 11:12:25 am »
John Milton, Charles Baudelaire, William Blake and Halle Berry are kidnapped by time traveling producers and are forced to create shot for shot remakes of every movie John Candy was in.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #188 on: June 15, 2012, 02:37:58 am »
-An exploration of the big unanswered question raised by hentai tentacle-penis monsters, namely "What do the FEMALES look like?"

-A series of pastiches of "The 120 Days of Sodom" dealing with the other six deadly sins other than lust.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #189 on: June 15, 2012, 12:45:35 pm »
The sordid day-to-day details of four crabs living in Mitt Romney's pubes.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #190 on: December 28, 2012, 02:42:27 pm »
A serial killer who leaves a Big mouth Billy Bass at the scene of the crime.
Each song is a clue to his location.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #191 on: December 28, 2012, 04:29:53 pm »
In the wake of the experimental detonation of a biological weapon that converts all water into sugar water, severely diabetic survivalists must re-build society.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #192 on: December 28, 2012, 04:34:20 pm »
Aliens invade, for the purpose of using us as cheap drugs.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #193 on: January 21, 2013, 12:20:39 pm »
Esoteric Hitlerists summon up Aryan Lovecraftian Eldritch gods and usher in a Fourth Reich
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #194 on: March 04, 2013, 05:06:31 pm »
Humans make first contact with an alien species that considers respiration and sweating a form of excretion.
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