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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1335 on: April 12, 2018, 01:53:55 am »
Xmas special: the Republican party is deliberately polluting the Earth in an attempt to melt the polar ice caps because the conservative Christians hate Santa Claus for taking focus off of Jesus and therefore want to sink Santa's workshop

EDIT:
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A guy cheats at a hands-on-a-car competition by using superglue
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1336 on: April 14, 2018, 05:21:29 am »
The Hillbility- Set in a world that is a weird mashup of medieval/renaissance Eurpoe and backwoods America, the story focuses on two feuding families of noblemen who are also hillbillies. Because they're noblemen AND hillbillies the feud is extra bitter and the characters are extra inbred

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Gold Goo- An alchemist trying to create the philosopher's stone accidentally has his creation get out of control; starting with the lab it begins transmuting everything that it, or the gold created by it, touches into an ever growing lake of liquid gold
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1337 on: April 19, 2018, 11:07:25 am »
The Binding of Isac meets Noah's arc.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1338 on: April 19, 2018, 06:27:18 pm »
Regression of the Cartesian Theater- A sequel to Inside-Out about little people inside of Joy's head
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1339 on: April 20, 2018, 11:48:20 am »
Karmacalypse: mass surveilance interpolating  :kingmeh: intention from individual actions are mapped like Dante's contrapasso[/] to the predicted behavioral patterns of others about to, intentionally or not, perform a reciprocal action that is orchestrated to present as an increasingly obstinant form of accelerated karmic returns. 
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1340 on: April 21, 2018, 03:37:17 pm »
On a certain world the seasons are ruled by a dying-and-reviving god. This god is a vampire. In the spring and summer when the days get longer he is slain by the sun but in fall and winter he returns to drain the warmth and life out of the world.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1341 on: April 23, 2018, 01:03:43 am »
Cartoon Episode - "For a few more degrees":
F3I investigation into collusion with Russia uncovers three fold plan behind election tampering. Getting POTUS to disintegrate EPA allows for accerated global warming, 1) releasing more greenhouse methane 2) captured for fuel under auspices of remediation, 3) powering crypto-mining rigs, that finance shipping fleets through newly opened arctic trade routes and repopulated Siberian territory. Discourse occurs through dioramas at museum of future history in Paradise, formerly El Passo, Texas.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1342 on: April 24, 2018, 01:56:12 am »
A combination of westerns and Yu-gi-oh/Pokemon/Beyblade style animes. It's basically a western except all of the gunfights are replaced with games of poker that are inexplicably treated with all the seriousness and finality of an actual gunfight
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1343 on: April 26, 2018, 02:04:25 pm »
A combination of westerns and Yu-gi-oh/Pokemon/Beyblade style animes. It's basically a western except all of the gunfights are replaced with games of poker that are inexplicably treated with all the seriousness and finality of an actual gunfight
I would watch the fuck out of this. Sounds a lot better than Kakegurui (though probably with less agehao)


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1344 on: April 30, 2018, 09:46:15 pm »
There is an active deity that answers prayers and punishes evil. However, this deity exists backwards in time. When someone loses something precious to them and laments it's loss it is this deity who is the reason they had it in the first place. And when a misfortune turns someone wicked and vengeful it is this deity who sent the misfortune to punish the wickedness.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1345 on: May 03, 2018, 07:23:01 am »
There is an active deity that answers prayers and punishes evil. However, this deity exists backwards in time. When someone loses something precious to them and laments it's loss it is this deity who is the reason they had it in the first place. And when a misfortune turns someone wicked and vengeful it is this deity who sent the misfortune to punish the wickedness.
This reminds me of how courts are using predictive AI to determine sentence (<-this last word forced on me by autocorrect, selecting against the infinitive)
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1346 on: May 04, 2018, 04:57:48 pm »
Fantasy setting populated by anthropomorphic rats. This world is the work of a pantheon of deities descended from a primordial mother goddess (also a rat). As you may be aware primordial deities tend to give birth to concepts (such as strife, harmony, darkness, rivers, sleep, night, dawn, light, the seasons, fate, etc. such as in This chart of the ancient greek gods) and this one is no different. This particular world is free of many bad things because the goddess, being a rat, tries to eat the bad concepts as soon as they are born. She isn't able to eat all of them however, usually for appropriately mythological reasons, so there are still some bad things; Old Age became full grown and ran away before she could eat him, and she could not eat Suffering because it hurt her mouth, etc. There are no poisons in the world however, but eating Poisons made her too sick to eat Death.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1347 on: May 08, 2018, 11:57:59 pm »
A mockumentary following the career of fictional movie director "Alan Smithee" ("Alan Smithee" being a fake name used by directors who don't want their name on a film because they think that it's turned out bad. But in the mockumentary it's treated as if all these flops were the work of a single real director)

EDIT:
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Sesame Street type skit parodying TLC style medical docudramas in which anthropomorphic ligatures "ae" and "oe" go to a hospital that specializes in seperating conjoined twins. And then they get successfully seperated and it's a happy ending and it ends with a bit that teaches kids how to spell things like "ether" and "fetus"
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1348 on: May 09, 2018, 05:50:55 pm »
Ok, so all the bullshit about vaccines supposedly causing autism and Jenny McCarthy and so on gave me an idea for a reality show. Basically sick people would come on this show and they would receive medical advice from porn stars who have no medical training but are dressed in naughty nurse outfits.

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A Breaking Bad themed parody of Green Eggs and Ham where Sam I Am tries to get the other chat=racter to try blue meth
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1349 on: May 10, 2018, 11:32:14 pm »
A derelict alien generation ship crash-lands on earth. The original inhabitants died out due to ecological collapse tens of thousands of years earlier, but exobiologists are fascinated by all the information about how extraterrestrial vines evolved in a gravity-free environment.


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