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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1350 on: May 11, 2018, 07:27:53 pm »
Something with a deity who is a combination of Jesus and Ninurta who weilds a weapon called "The Club of 700" (a portmanteau of The 700 Club and The Smasher of Thousands)
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1351 on: May 13, 2018, 08:58:11 am »
A rap about how crooked and phony televangelists are containing the phrase "Creflo Dolla Dolla Bills"
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1352 on: May 14, 2018, 12:28:50 am »
There is an active deity that answers prayers and punishes evil. However, this deity exists backwards in time. When someone loses something precious to them and laments it's loss it is this deity who is the reason they had it in the first place. And when a misfortune turns someone wicked and vengeful it is this deity who sent the misfortune to punish the wickedness.
This reminds me of how courts are using predictive AI to determine sentence (<-this last word forced on me by autocorrect, selecting against the infinitive)

One day the deity decides to give humanity another go at a semi-formal 'outroduction' of itself. The deity picks Utube as the appropriate medium, presenting a show called 'Endocalypse' that reveals how the world really works, at least from it's perspective.

Beyond the juridical, topics also include reinterpretations of classic texts, scientific theories and philosophy. For example, mains electrical current is grounded because power is actually drawn from the earth; telephones are actually telepathy amplifiers; reading does not transmit knowledge, words are cryptographic keys that unlock access to knowledge of the dead.

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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1353 on: May 14, 2018, 05:37:38 pm »
Myth with the Fates recast as creator deities. The tapestry they weave is the universe itself with the threads being the worldlines of particles, which they connect (there's not really a correct tense for this since it happens outside of time. "Connected"? "are connecting"?) according to a fixed set of rules corresponding to the laws of physics. When indeterminate quantum phenomena occur Fortuna is consulted to decide how the threads shall be positioned.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1354 on: May 15, 2018, 10:30:08 am »
Oedipus Rex as symmetric key to the Trimorphic Protennoia, cyphertext from Nag.M. Codex XIII
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1355 on: May 15, 2018, 11:42:18 pm »
Steampunk novel set in an alternate year 2000 in which the Y2K computer bug has caused all of the world's computers to think that it's the year 1900 and spontaneously transform into Victorian era style technology
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1356 on: May 16, 2018, 06:35:21 pm »
Will motion capture still work if you stick the motion capture dots on a regular costume? Because I had an idea to make a sequel to the 1992 Super Mario Bros. movie by making an entire movie based on Doki Doki Panic and then digitally re-editing and re-dubbing it into a Mario Brothers movie
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1357 on: May 19, 2018, 02:10:38 am »
2 Girls 1 Holy Grail
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1358 on: May 19, 2018, 08:22:45 pm »
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1359 on: May 20, 2018, 07:23:57 am »
Show with anthropomorphic bees where the queen bee actually isn't a literal queen for once. Instead she's more like a hillbilly matriarch with way too many kids. This is more biologically accurate, and a potential source of humor.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1360 on: May 21, 2018, 01:30:11 am »
A wealthy adventurer forms a party around himself to quest to defeat some ancient demon king, but as the story progresses it becomes clear that, out of a warped sense of sportsmanship and a huge overestimation of the ability of the party, this adventurer has hired mercenary bands to make their quest more difficult. His arc is coming to terms with the fact that an adventurer's life is actually serious -- these tasks are life-or-death risks -- and when the stakes are so high, misplaced chivalry is tantamount to being a traitor.


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« Reply #1361 on: May 24, 2018, 02:00:04 am »
*Deconstruction of movies and games where an uploaded consciousness becomes monstrous in which the uploaded consciousness is literally a robot vampire

*Thriller wherein it is discovered that both the eucharist and the story of infant Jesus being placed in a manger are holdovers from a suppressed early form of Christianity that practiced cannibalism

*Thriller wherein it is discovered that the Republicans are deliberately trying to melt the ice caps in order to flood the (mostly coastal) blue states
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He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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« Reply #1362 on: May 24, 2018, 05:09:40 am »
Horror film about a Jesus-like reverse vampire that shoots blood at people's faces from holes in it's hands and if it gets in their mouths and they swallow any they turn into one themselves
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He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1363 on: May 24, 2018, 08:24:38 pm »
Horror film about a Jesus-like reverse vampire that shoots blood at people's faces from holes in it's hands and if it gets in their mouths and they swallow any they turn into one themselves


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1364 on: May 29, 2018, 07:22:13 pm »
While his squad is investigating an insurgent attack on an archaeological dig, a soldier with a macabre sense of humor finds a notebook on the corpse of an anthropologist describing ancient funerary cannibalism practices from a culture that believed eating the brain of the deceased allows their spirits to possess the living. When one of his squadmates gets killed, he tries it, jokingly, but it works. Later, more and more of them are killed, even ultimately in their bunks, and he eats each one, until he discovers that the first squadmate has been possessing his body in order to get revenge on the rest of the group for not protecting him properly.


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