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Re: "Pinealism"
« Reply #75 on: May 23, 2009, 12:31:07 pm »

smells like teen religion
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Re: "Pinealism"
« Reply #76 on: May 23, 2009, 08:04:35 pm »
I think a major factor in Pinealism that has been missed here is the massive delusions of grandeur.  The PD proclaiming that everyone is a Pope, and therefor is infallible has probably gone the farthest in creating Discordian  monsters all over the internet.

If one more, just ONE more n00b comes on here with a flourish of "I AM NOW HERE, YOU MAY ALL BASK IN MY EVERLASTING GLORY" I will probably blow a fucking gasket. 

Also:  "I HAVE BEEN A DISCORDIAN FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW.  I WILL TEACH YOU IF YOU WANT."
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Re: "Pinealism"
« Reply #77 on: May 24, 2009, 02:55:43 am »
also: this thread smells like religion

My religion is thinking it's stupid when people say stupid things.
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Re: "Pinealism"
« Reply #78 on: May 24, 2009, 09:32:32 pm »

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Re: "Pinealism"
« Reply #79 on: May 25, 2009, 01:53:55 am »
E/O/T:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Discordianism   :lulz: :lulz:

That was hands-down the best and most accurate description of Discordianism I've ever seen.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: "Pinealism"
« Reply #80 on: May 25, 2009, 07:13:34 am »
 here is another one, not as good but pleasantly confusing http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Discordianism
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Re: "Pinealism"
« Reply #81 on: May 25, 2009, 08:49:27 am »
here is another one, not as good but pleasantly confusing http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Discordianism

It is wonderful how that was clearly bastardized from an entry about Scientology. An entry which i have not bothered to cross-check, but I am guessing the Wikipedia entry. Good job guys!
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: "Pinealism"
« Reply #82 on: May 25, 2009, 11:24:16 am »
I'm pretty sure Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli wrote the original version of that ED article, which was far more venomous, and so amusing.

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Re: "Pinealism"
« Reply #83 on: February 11, 2010, 07:20:51 am »
He concluded by pointing out that Internet Communication was not a good way to assess the human typing... at best it was a good way to assess how they interacted on the Internet. He also said, half jokingly, that he thought everyone on the Internet seemed to post as though they have a psychological disorder of some type.
My pet theory is that people are just better at hiding their disorders IRL, having had most of their childhood to practice.  Jesus, I'd probably be in a homeless shelter right now if I hadn't grasped KYFMS early on.  I wonder how an exposure to being online from an early age effects this - I was 20 before I communicated anything online, and it still doesn't feel "natural" to me.

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Re: "Pinealism"
« Reply #84 on: February 12, 2010, 05:25:12 am »
my face when "pinealism"


also, lol at the fact that its referred to as "pinealism"..  :)
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Re: "Pinealism"
« Reply #85 on: February 22, 2010, 02:26:53 am »
E/O/T:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Discordianism   :lulz: :lulz:

Thanks for the link! It was a much easier read than the wikipedia definition. As a bonus, I learned the meaning of lulz.

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Re: "Pinealism"
« Reply #86 on: February 22, 2010, 03:02:26 am »
Fresh off the boat?