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Re: #1 beardo in world an american
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2009, 11:12:20 pm »
also the trimmer is useful for a bunch of other things.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: #1 beardo in world an american
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2009, 12:46:37 pm »
You know .. hamsters and such.
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Re: #1 beardo in world an american
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2010, 08:14:52 pm »
LMNO!  LOOK AT THIS INIQUITY!

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Re: #1 beardo in world an american
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2010, 08:18:00 pm »
I DUNNO WHUT THAT MEANS, BUT AH'M OUTRAGED!
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Re: #1 beardo in world an american
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2010, 10:31:32 am »
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p


Keep shaving, even if there's nothing there do it every day. grows back faster and thicker.
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Re: #1 beardo in world an american
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2010, 03:12:24 pm »
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p


Keep shaving, even if there's nothing there do it every day. grows back faster and thicker.
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True. However it can be good for the skin, using a real (non-electric) razor can get rid of dead skin cells.