I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.
Hello! I have a proposal to make to the bored.I've recently joined up with web board over at principiadiscordia.com. Now even though I've never posted here before (wink wink, nudge nudge), there seems to be some accident of circumstance that has led at least two of the members of said board to conclude that I am the vanguard of an invasion force from -- you guessed it -- The Cellar!Not being one to disappoint, I thought it might be entertaining if you and I manufactured such an invasion. After all, what could be better than creating a conspiracy for the "benefit" of the Discordian?I'm not looking to encourage anyone to troll their board, per se. Just, you know, create an account (or reactivate an old one), make a couple posts, leave when you're bored of it. I post under the same name there as here, so if you'd like to elaborate on the conspiracy elements, feel free to make cryptic comments to any of my posts and I'll play along. Or don't, it's up to you.This can all be in good fun. See you when I see you! (I'll check replies to this post, but I'm primarily following the PD boards.)
McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.
Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
Yea, fuck off. It is all in good fun.
Quote from: ArafelisAfter all, what could be better than creating a conspiracy for the "benefit" of the Discordian?.baconbeerchocolatesexno sexno chocolateno beerno bacongetting your genitals singed at a flame-throwers conventiontreading in a very dead chipmunkeating your own poopeating someone else's poop....
After all, what could be better than creating a conspiracy for the "benefit" of the Discordian?.
I don't suppose if I asked really nicely, you'd pretend to be surprised if anyone actually came over? I was trying to give you and Nigel the conspiracy you were looking for.Sadly, however, they don't seem interested. =/
he'd have better luck at 4chan
It occurs to me that, given the reception I had over there, it's actually more likely people will come now that TGRR posted to that thread. Hmm.
Quote from: Arafelis on June 10, 2009, 02:50:28 amI don't suppose if I asked really nicely, you'd pretend to be surprised if anyone actually came over? I was trying to give you and Nigel the conspiracy you were looking for.Sadly, however, they don't seem interested. =/Tsk. Never announce your intentions on the internet if you think you'll get nailed for it. And at PD, you will. Should I buy him a kitty litter scoop? I bet I can find one to match his pail.
