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Newt Gingrinch: entering his delusional phase
« on: June 14, 2009, 12:56:10 am »
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/06/06/gingrich-paganism/

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I am not a citizen of the world. I am a citizen of the United States because only in the United States does citizenship start with our creator. [...] I think this is one of the most critical moments in American history. We are living in a period where we are surrounded by paganism.

I'm not sure who is more delusional though, Gingrinch or most Pagans.

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Re: Newt Gingrinch: entering his delusional phase
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2009, 01:06:41 am »
 :? :? :? :? :?

so thousands of years ago god created america and gave everyone citizenship tests? and the rest of the world...???

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Re: Newt Gingrinch: entering his delusional phase
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2009, 01:07:20 am »
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/06/06/gingrich-paganism/

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I am not a citizen of the world. I am a citizen of the United States because only in the United States does citizenship start with our creator. [...] I think this is one of the most critical moments in American history. We are living in a period where we are surrounded by paganism.

I'm not sure who is more delusional though, Gingrinch or most Pagans.

I saw this, found it through IOZ. Thought it was  :x +  :lulz:
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Re: Newt Gingrinch: entering his delusional phase
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2009, 01:08:45 am »
Is fucked.

JESUS FOUNDED AMERICA AND DESIGNED ITS CONSTITUTION SO FAGGOTS AND QUEERS AND COMMUNISTS AND TERRORISTS HAD NO RIGHTS.  AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS HAPPY UNTIL JIMMY FUCKING CARTER AND HIS FUCKING PAGAN PALS AND HILLARY CLINTON AND HER LESBIAN SOCIALIST FEMINAZI SLUTS TOOK OVER AND RUINED EVERYTHING.

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Re: Newt Gingrinch: entering his delusional phase
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2009, 02:11:33 am »
Is fucked.

JESUS FOUNDED AMERICA AND DESIGNED ITS CONSTITUTION SO FAGGOTS AND QUEERS AND COMMUNISTS AND TERRORISTS HAD NO RIGHTS.  AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS HAPPY UNTIL JIMMY FUCKING CARTER AND HIS FUCKING PAGAN PALS AND HILLARY CLINTON AND HER LESBIAN SOCIALIST FEMINAZI SLUTS TOOK OVER AND RUINED EVERYTHING.

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Re: Newt Gingrinch: entering his delusional phase
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2009, 05:26:53 am »
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/06/06/gingrich-paganism/

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I am not a citizen of the world. I am a citizen of the United States because only in the United States does citizenship start with our creator. [...] I think this is one of the most critical moments in American history. We are living in a period where we are surrounded by paganism.

I'm not sure who is more delusional though, Gingrinch or most Pagans.

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Re: Newt Gingrinch: entering his delusional phase
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2009, 06:54:16 am »
What's even funnier is the fact that Gingrich is directly contradicting his Personal Lord and Savior:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/matthew-filipowicz/newt-gingrich-angers-the_b_214131.html
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Now, one would think that he was rightly attacking President Obama, who shamelessly declared himself a "citizen of the world". I mean, what kind of latte sipping elitist thinks that America is part of the world, right?

Well, it turns out that addressing the United Nations in 1982, President Reagan stated:

    I speak today as both a citizen of the United States and of the world. ... My people have sent me here today to speak for them as citizens of the world, which they truly are, for we Americans are drawn from every nationality represented in this chamber today.
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Re: Newt Gingrinch: entering his delusional phase
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2009, 07:04:45 am »
Sometimes I can't help but listen to Mao when I hear stuff like this.  (There's an embedded mp3 player which is much higher quality than the youtube link on that page.)
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Re: Newt Gingrinch: entering his delusional phase
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2009, 08:15:37 am »
I love it when Christians turn batfuck crazy.
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Re: Newt Gingrinch: entering his delusional phase
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2009, 11:57:39 pm »
Does that mean I'm going to be deported? Or do I not have to pay taxes? I'm sort of hoping for the latter.
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Re: Newt Gingrinch: entering his delusional phase
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2009, 09:04:19 pm »
Is fucked.

JESUS FOUNDED AMERICA AND DESIGNED ITS CONSTITUTION SO FAGGOTS AND QUEERS AND COMMUNISTS AND TERRORISTS HAD NO RIGHTS.  AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS HAPPY UNTIL JIMMY FUCKING CARTER AND HIS FUCKING PAGAN PALS AND HILLARY CLINTON AND HER LESBIAN SOCIALIST FEMINAZI SLUTS TOOK OVER AND RUINED EVERYTHING.

You forgot the Mexicans.  Gingrich is really pro-wall-on-the-US-border, ain't he?