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Protesters = Terrorists
« on: June 15, 2009, 05:19:49 pm »

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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 05:42:08 pm »
I protest!

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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 05:46:04 pm »
terrorist.

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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2009, 07:37:28 pm »
And we never heard of hawk again...
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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2009, 07:47:53 pm »
And we never heard of from hawk again...

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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2009, 07:58:22 pm »
if i get on tv im totally going to talk about hair
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2009, 01:37:30 am »
And we never heard of from hawk again...

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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2009, 02:09:49 am »
IVE SEEN HIM DO IT
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2009, 04:41:52 am »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2009, 06:25:28 am »
Again, we should be grabbing the government by the balls and squeezing right now.

I've decided something.  When we're all working minimum wage for 20 hours a week and everyone who complains just vanishes and is never seen from again.  I'll at least take solace in that most of the fuckers in this country deserve it for being asleep at the wheel.
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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2009, 11:33:28 am »
We should all Go Galt.

I actually think I know where the logic of this is coming from.  I don't necessarily agree, but I think I can understand.  Protestors = dirty anarchists who hate freedom and love smashing shit.  Smashing shit is meant to be propaganda of the deed ie to scare the capitalist masters of the world by an awesome show of People Power, which is therefore an act of political violence which contains the necessary triage of victim, agent and intended audience.  THEREFORE terrorism.

The thing is, if you accept this logic, then you also have to accept hate crimes are a form of terrorism, in which case you'd also have to conclude that maybe, just maybe, terrorism isn't always a national security threat that requires massive armies and secret detention facilities, and is not necessarily carried out by Mysterious Arab Agents Who Will Impose Sharia Law On Your Ass.

Or you just could combine the triage theory with Alex Schmidt's concept of terrorism as a peacetime equiavelent of a war crime, in which case the Pentagon needs to be looking closer to home for terrorists.

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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2009, 09:33:51 pm »
terrorist is so racist, we really prefer the term evil dooer.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2009, 09:56:52 pm »
Saw this on another board, but have yet to see a copy of the DoD training materials referenced.....
anybody seen them?

also, iawTGRR...

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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2009, 05:02:27 am »
Terrorism a national security threat?

Heh, fucking cheeseburgers with bacon are more of a threat to American life than terrorists. Alcohol, cars, cigarettes and idiocy in general kill way more Americans than terrorists do.

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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2009, 05:13:07 am »
Saw this on another board, but have yet to see a copy of the DoD training materials referenced.....
anybody seen them?

also, iawTGRR...

Its not a manual, its a computer based exam apparently.
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