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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2009, 05:51:05 am »
Terrorism a national security threat?

Heh, fucking cheeseburgers with bacon are more of a threat to American life than terrorists. Alcohol, cars, cigarettes and idiocy in general kill way more Americans than terrorists do.

THIS.
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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2009, 08:40:09 am »
Terrorism a national security threat?

Heh, fucking cheeseburgers with bacon are more of a threat to American life than terrorists. Alcohol, cars, cigarettes and idiocy in general kill way more Americans than terrorists do.

Yeah but you cannot be macho and butch and go all unilateral and fuck France in the War On Fat.

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« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2009, 08:54:20 pm »
Says you.

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« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2009, 09:24:31 pm »
Terrorism a national security threat?

Heh, fucking cheeseburgers with bacon are more of a threat to American life than terrorists. Alcohol, cars, cigarettes and idiocy in general kill way more Americans than terrorists do.

Yeah but you cannot be macho and butch and go all unilateral and fuck France in the War On Fat.

The War on Gluttony would be worse than this.  I don't even know how, it might be fine, but after this, they'll have exciting new ideas.

Of course, we could also protest it before it exists...

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« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2009, 09:32:50 pm »
The war on gluttony might hurt someones bottom line.  That would truly be a tragedy.
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« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2009, 09:54:58 pm »
Then we play it straight--official-looking seals and all.  The McDonalds 'surcharge' for ethnic minorities would have nothing on this.

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Re: Protesters = Terrorists
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2009, 02:36:24 am »
Why would you protest, anyway?

They've given you all the TV you could ever watch.

What more do you want?
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« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2009, 04:31:33 am »
Not to lose my job because my company is too cheap to buy insurance and I spend three weeks layed out in bed with no doctor?

That would be nice.
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