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Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« on: June 19, 2009, 05:08:49 pm »
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In his highly anticipated address after Friday prayers, the ayatollah said despite differences of opinion among the presidential candidates, they were all trustworthy and loyal to the Islamic Republic.

He said the election was a "political earthquake" for Iran's enemies - singling out Britain as "the most evil of them" - whom he accused of trying to foment unrest in the country.

"Some of our enemies in different parts of the world intended to depict this absolute victory, this definitive victory, as a doubtful victory," the Supreme Leader said

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8108661.stm  Emphasis mine

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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2009, 05:11:41 pm »
Britan still has that much influence in Australia?

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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 07:31:30 pm »
IIRC, something like 20% of "Australians" were born in the UK.
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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2009, 07:34:45 pm »
Shit, America got downgraded.  :lulz:
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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2009, 07:56:16 pm »
                                   Oh my
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2009, 07:56:58 pm »
Shit, America got downgraded.  :lulz:

2/3 Americas deserve it.

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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2009, 08:01:58 pm »
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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2009, 08:05:51 pm »
Britain does have a much longer history with Iran in terms of conflict so its not really that suprising
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2009, 08:37:15 pm »
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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2009, 03:20:34 am »
Britan still has that much influence in Australia?

Well technically the queen is still the head of state.

But mostly we're still bitter that we were beaten by the UK in Rugby
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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2009, 09:10:06 am »
I'm not, just surprised it ever actually happened.  Though since England fans never shut up about their one victory....

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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2009, 09:19:15 am »
How long before we start hearing "Your Mom" bandied around the UN?
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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2009, 10:45:02 am »
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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2009, 11:24:44 am »
Not many outsiders know this, but when Brits turn eighteen, we make a journey into the deep, secret chasms below Stonehenge, where they live, and make a vow to sow ruin wherever the opportunity presents itself, in a vile ritual predating spoken language. It's totally true.
 

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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2009, 11:44:38 am »
Unfortunately for Iran, these vows only apply to sporting events and culinary skill.