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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2009, 12:04:13 pm »
Unfortunately for Iran, these vows only apply to sporting events and culinary skill.

 yeah, but you need to remember one of the lesser known rants of St John The Divine
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

this indicates that should Iran ever beat England at Twickers it will be the End of The World - as we know it, sorry just having a quick REM moment there . . .
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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2009, 12:12:58 pm »
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

:thumb:

ENGLAND. Plunderin' Scottish natural resources since... uh, I dunno... Oh well.

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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2009, 01:05:45 pm »
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

:thumb:

ENGLAND. Plunderin' Scottish natural resources since... uh, I dunno... Oh well.



they can have Gordon Brown back - and all the other Scottish MP's  any time they want . .
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