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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2009, 12:04:13 pm »
Unfortunately for Iran, these vows only apply to sporting events and culinary skill.

 yeah, but you need to remember one of the lesser known rants of St John The Divine
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

this indicates that should Iran ever beat England at Twickers it will be the End of The World - as we know it, sorry just having a quick REM moment there . . .
Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They donít fall out of the sky. They donít pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. Itís what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youíre going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.     St George Carlin

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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2009, 12:12:58 pm »
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

:thumb:

ENGLAND. Plunderin' Scottish natural resources since... uh, I dunno... Oh well.

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Re: Iran finally learns what all Australians already know
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2009, 01:05:45 pm »
5 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
and when they went back home again there were 5 and 20 less . . .

:thumb:

ENGLAND. Plunderin' Scottish natural resources since... uh, I dunno... Oh well.



they can have Gordon Brown back - and all the other Scottish MP's  any time they want . .
Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They donít fall out of the sky. They donít pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. Itís what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youíre going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.     St George Carlin