FWD: Testing

[Captain Utopia]

Got an annoying forward in the mail today while reading through Illuminatus! Thought it might be of interest to Discordians. Or perhaps I was more interested in what Discordians would make of it. Anyway, it's worth a try, or a fry. And hello!

[BADGE OF HONOR]

 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

[Misery's Feed Trough]

FUCK YOU!  MY MOM CUT OFF MY RIGHT LEG!

[Captain Utopia]

I realise I'm breaking all rules of proper etiquette and lurkage. However, I would humbly ask in which way responding with nothingness is less of a transgression than my original one? There is a payoff. If you google the text you'll find 95% of people who try it cannot do the circle and the six. You've already failed the first test - can you pass the second?

[Captain Utopia]

FUCK YOU!  MY MOM CUT OFF MY RIGHT LEG!

Damn - because it doesn't work if you try it with the left leg. If you still have the right leg lying around, you can try holding it in your left arm. I'm not sure if that'll work but it's worth a try.

[Cain]

I can assure you, the only thing likely to interest people on this site less than chain-mail spam messages that everyone has seen before is failing whatever "test" you seem to think they should pass.

Welcome, regardless.

[Captain Utopia]

I can assure you, the only thing likely to interest people on this site less than chain-mail spam messages that everyone has seen before is failing whatever "test" you seem to think they should pass.

Welcome, regardless.

Thanks for the advice. And for the welcome. I don't see any way to present the subject other than playing the ass. This isn't a test, it's a question. The only alternative is to literally beg for your indulgence in following the instructions in the first post, and I would do that in a second if I thought that would work.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I think it's the comic sans font, it's making my brain turn off.

[Captain Utopia]

I think it's the comic sans font, it's making my brain turn off.

Precisely - but can you do the circle and the 6?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I realise I'm breaking all rules of proper etiquette and lurkage. However, I would humbly ask in which way responding with nothingness is less of a transgression than my original one? There is a payoff. If you google the text you'll find 95% of people who try it cannot do the circle and the six. You've already failed the first test - can you pass the second?

Look. We're not all new to the internet. We've seen this thing before. Many of us have done it, many didn't give a shit.
We didn't respond with nothingness. That smiley is the "meh" smiley.
Meh as in, we've seen this shit before.
NEXT

[M. Nigel Salt]

Yeah, sorry man, that's pretty old news. I think it's one of those games the phys ed teacher had us play in 6th grade.

[Darth Cupcake]

I am missing the part where it is hysterical.

[Elder Iptuous]

Yeah, sorry man, that's pretty old news. I think it's one of those games the phys ed teacher had us play in 6th grade.

Give the kid a break, Nigel.  she's probably just now in 6th grade....
Illuminatus! is on the 6th grade reading list, isn't it?

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Yeah, sorry man, that's pretty old news. I think it's one of those games the phys ed teacher had us play in 6th grade.

Give the kid a break, Nigel.  she's probably just now in 6th grade....
Illuminatus! is on the 6th grade reading list, isn't it?

I'm rereading it and it's a lot less interesting now that I'm not in high school any more.