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This website is probably illegal soon too.
« on: July 31, 2009, 03:19:24 am »
Bros in Florida get five years for flashing gang signs on Myspace.  It's shit like this that keeps me loyal to criminal culture.

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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2009, 03:25:53 am »
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“We have seen from day one until now that none of our freedoms are absolute, and the freedom of expression is not absolute,” said Rep. William D. Snyder, R-Stuart.

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This country is fucked.

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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2009, 03:42:00 am »
Florida  again
:argh!:

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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2009, 03:53:42 am »
My god, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

Literally.

The.

Stupidest.

Thing.


And there are people commenting that this is a good law!

I was expecting it to be a violation of probation/parole thing, but one of them doesn't even fucking have a fucking criminal record!


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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2009, 04:00:26 am »
Florida  again
:argh!:


can the rest of the country just force Florida to succeed... you know them out of the union or something
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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2009, 04:05:45 am »
lets just wall it off, empty our prisons in there, throw in a snake plissken and be done with it..
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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2009, 04:27:59 am »
I hereby withdraw my petition to kick Texas out of the country.

Florida is now top priority.
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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2009, 04:40:02 am »
Maybe President Osama will castrate it for US.
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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2009, 05:31:02 am »
Florida: the state that gave a guy 3 years probation for drawing an "obscene" comic book.

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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2009, 06:07:15 am »
Florida  again
:argh!:


can the rest of the country just force Florida to succeed... you know them out of the union or something

You mean secede? And HEY!

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I hereby withdraw my petition to kick Texas out of the country.

Florida is now top priority.

HEY!

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lets just wall it off, empty our prisons in there, throw in a snake plissken and be done with it..

FUCKING HEEEEEEY!

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Maybe President Osama will castrate it for US.

ehem... HEY!

You fucks forget something?!?!
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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2009, 06:46:56 am »
don't worry we will send a crack team discordians to pull you out... or get rid of them.... or maybe some of both ...
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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2009, 06:51:12 am »
I was expecting it to be a violation of probation/parole thing, but one of them doesn't even fucking have a fucking criminal record!

"Didn't".  Now he's a felon.
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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2009, 10:56:59 am »
Wait, you guys wanna get rid of Florida?

Personally, I'd want to make the whole country like Florida.  Sure, you have to put up with arbitrary and senseless rule of "law".  But at the same time, you can convince people you have dark powers by performing minor sleight of hand tricks, and blackmail the court into letting you go free.
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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2009, 12:23:08 pm »
Ok, Cain has a point.

In the land of the blind, and all that.
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Re: This website is probably illegal soon too.
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2009, 12:24:08 pm »
In the land of the single digit IQ, the man who can think without moving his lips is King.
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