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Re: "The Story of the Eye" Contest
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2011, 02:20:41 pm »
Bump because I just discovered there's a movie
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/georges_batailles_story_of_the_eye/
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Re: "The Story of the Eye" Contest
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2011, 02:25:42 pm »
awww "inspired by" the book, not based on the book :x

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Re: "The Story of the Eye" Contest
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2011, 05:33:24 pm »
Egg and piss porn? Fucking french.
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Re: "The Story of the Eye" Contest
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2011, 11:45:21 pm »

that's almost like Lovecraft slashfic!

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Re: "The Story of the Eye" Contest
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2011, 12:57:28 am »
that blows! I miss EOT too!

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Re: "The Story of the Eye" Contest
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2011, 11:14:58 am »
that blows! I miss EOT too!

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Re: "The Story of the Eye" Contest
« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2013, 04:30:04 pm »
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Re: "The Story of the Eye" Contest
« Reply #37 on: November 08, 2013, 06:50:53 am »
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And it struck me that death was the sole outcome of my erection, and if Simone and I were killed, then the universe of our unbearable personal vision was certain to be replaced by the pure stars, fully unrelated to any external gazes and realizing in a cold state, without human delays or detours, something that strikes me as the goal of my sexual licentiousness: a geometric incandescence (among other things, the coinciding point of life and death, being and nothingness), perfectly fulgurating.  Yet these images were, of course, tied to the contradiction of a prolonged state of exhaustion and an absurd rigidity of my penis.


that's almost like Lovecraft slashfic!

Oh my god, it totally is!

Bump because I just discovered there's a movie
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/georges_batailles_story_of_the_eye/

Bump because I just discovered there's a movie
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/georges_batailles_story_of_the_eye/

That review says it's not accurate to the book. Why is french pornography never adapted accurately in film!?

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