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« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2009, 03:45:53 am »

i never thought i'd turn into one of those stuck up, smug, snobby finicky eaters but man, i can't believe the shit i was shoving down my gullet.



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« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2009, 06:47:07 am »
fuck fast food!

that shit is horrible. anyone ever look at the nutritional information for hardees??
holy fucking shit. barf gag and barf again.

i haven't eaten any of that shit since... like the beginning of the year and i don't miss it at all. my mom brought burger king shit with her today when she dropped off the squidling (after taking him on a cruise, lucky little turd) and the sight of it alone made me want to puke. not to mention the smell.

i never thought i'd turn into one of those stuck up, smug, snobby finicky eaters but man, i can't believe the shit i was shoving down my gullet.

but those tiny cows make me giggle a little.

Yeah, it's kind of amazing how overwhelmingly gross it becomes when you're no longer used to it.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2009, 02:49:38 pm »
McDonalds food makes me paranoid.  And nauseous.
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« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2009, 02:59:57 pm »
McDonald's burgers make me ill. I have no idea why we thought they were so damn awesome when we were kids. However, I still consider them a road trip/blood sugar staple. Because after you've been in the car for a few hours and you're feeling like crap, partaking in the sacrament of a double cheeseburger from the dollar menu is the way to go.

Otherwise, you get people like Richter speaking monotonously and threatening bodily harm to other drivers, in a way much scarier than his usual road rage.
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« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2009, 03:03:52 pm »
Paranoia is a useful trait while driving.  If more drivers in this state had it, maybe they'd check their damn blind spots :argh!:

If I wanted to be killed by trailer trash, I'd start cutting a red soaked swath through their park.  Who trusted these people with kinetic energy anyways? 
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« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2009, 03:05:59 pm »
This is why that cheeseburger is so valuable. Especially when you pick it up before the Connecticut Time Dilation.
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« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2009, 03:06:48 pm »
Paranoia is a useful trait while driving.  If more drivers in this state had it, maybe they'd check their damn blind spots :argh!:

If I wanted to be killed by trailer trash, I'd start cutting a red soaked swath through their park.  Who trusted these people with kinetic energy anyways?  

Iason, of course.  I was against it all along.
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« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2009, 04:14:42 pm »
Do you guys have Dairy Queen out there? I love Dairy Queen.

I take the kids to one at the coast twice a year.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2009, 04:22:55 pm »
There used to be a few here but now there's just one.
This place is really becoming a wasteland of "closed" and "for lease" buildings.

I haven't eaten at one since I was in 3rd grade.

It isn't just the fat, sugar and salt in the food that pisses me off and makes me not want to eat it. It's that these companies allow all this crap to go into their food.
It's almost a damn drug that hooks you. If you stop eating fast food, you crave it hard core for a good week/month before you're disgusted by it.
I tell ya, there's something wrong here when you feel like you "have to have cheeseburger NOW".

And as far as fast food goes, the best one for you is Pita Pit. The chicken shwarma pita has the least amount of sodium and the fat and calories yadda yadda.
And it still isn't all that healthy. Also pricey if you're in a pinch.

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« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2009, 04:24:05 pm »
Do you guys have Dairy Queen out there? I love Dairy Queen.

I take the kids to one at the coast twice a year.

We have Dairy Queen.

But it doesn't look the same as when I was a kid.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2009, 07:47:17 pm »
THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME WANT A GODDAMMED CHEESEBURGER.

...and I don't even LIKE cheeseburgers!

WTG, PeeDee!   :argh!:

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« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2009, 05:51:59 am »
Make one.

Then you can control what goes in it and it's sure not to SUCK BALLS!

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« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2009, 03:51:58 pm »
I like homemade the best. That way I can use really good ground bison and season it how I want, and put all kinds of crazy awesome stuffs on it like avocado.
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« Reply #43 on: August 22, 2009, 03:57:20 pm »
Do you guys have Dairy Queen out there? I love Dairy Queen.

I take the kids to one at the coast twice a year.

In the malls only. We did have a free-standing one in Florida, but I was never a huge fan of it.
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« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2009, 04:54:05 pm »
It's just not the same since they canned Dennis the Menace.