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Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« on: August 19, 2009, 07:09:30 pm »
I was talking with everybody, and we seem like we're on the same page.

So by combining our funds, we'll all buy a plot of land somewhere. (perhaps Oregon) Then we'll all move there and begin our Discordian Commune.

We each need to bring something to the table to bring in income. Then we can live bourgeois lives like big pimpin Discordians.



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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2009, 07:10:13 pm »
All I can offer is my dislike of other Discordians.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2009, 07:13:52 pm »
I guess a number of us could spend our time putting together books and stuff. Then we could try to sell them.


I'm positive someone would begin growing drugs, that would def. bring in some cash.


We could offer space in the commune as a mystic retreat of some sort, then dose our guests with acid and make them think they've joined an alien illuminati cult.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2009, 07:15:06 pm »
We all teach each other everything we know about the following:

Plumbing
Electricity
Carpentry
Landscaping
Masonry


We can hire ourselves out as a team of handyspags as well as being able to do all of this work for ourselves, thus saving the commune money.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2009, 07:17:45 pm »
Plumbing
Electricity
Carpentry
Landscaping
Freemasonry

fixed

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2009, 07:23:47 pm »
Plumbing
Electricity
Carpentry
Landscaping
Freemasonry

fixed

No, can't be free or we won't make any money!
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2009, 07:25:16 pm »
Also I would rather move rocks around than spend buttloads of time studying whatever theological hogwash they're all about. But that might just be me.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2009, 07:30:25 pm »
Question - if we want to attract dim-witted celebrities, brimming with $$$, how do we out-sex Scientology?

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2009, 07:30:54 pm »
Plumbing
Electricity
Carpentry
Landscaping
Freemasonry

fixed

Can't make money if it's fixed already.

I can help with the drug-growing. I have quite the green thumb. I am also handy with crapentry and landscaping. Money, on the other hand...

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2009, 07:35:11 pm »
Cause what we really want is the feds on our asses.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2009, 07:37:48 pm »
I bet we could throw really sick parties, ala the acid tests.



we'd have to play up the sex cult thing for the media attention

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2009, 07:49:52 pm »
I'm down.  Here's my skillset (aside from the wit, writing, and BS, which we all got):

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Cooking, food preservation
Rigging / hoisting / erecting
Medium sized truck (anything smaller than an 18 -wheeler)
Boat operation (if it floats I can sail it)
Jurry rigging, improvisation, half assing, and duct tape.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2009, 07:58:00 pm »
Or we could run a LARP.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2009, 08:01:13 pm »
I have almost no practical skills.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2009, 08:01:28 pm »
Sounds good. I have no skills except in information reception and delivery.
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