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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2009, 10:06:42 pm »
I think setting up our own microbrewery is a given, yes?

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2009, 10:07:12 pm »
I am The Motherfucking Messiah.

TIA.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2009, 10:08:41 pm »
I am completely skill-less. Talentless hack, ahoy!

Well, I can bake some tasty desserts.

Baking is a skill! People even make money at it.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2009, 10:10:07 pm »
I am The Motherfucking Messiah.

TIA.

Will you be joining us on the commune, or will we be forced to worship you from afar?
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2009, 10:11:59 pm »
I am The Motherfucking Messiah.

TIA.

Will you be joining us on the commune, or will we be forced to worship you from afar?

I'd kinda have to be there with you all, otherwise you can't crucify me just when my shit is getting good.

Gotta be crucified else I ain't no messiah.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2009, 10:30:01 pm »
I propose the use of hot air balloons on this compound. 
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2009, 10:39:37 pm »
I propose the reckless use of firearms, plentiful small children and mocking signs about the ATF.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2009, 10:50:01 pm »
I am something of a generalist, that means i am bad but not horrible at everything.
i know enough basic first aid and human anatomy to make me a slighty better healer than bedrest.
i am willing to do pretty much anything regardless of filthyness or danger (you'd be surprised how often this is useful)
as long as there is not an enforced hierarchy(read: equality is of paramount importance) i am quite capable at shaping the social structure into something relaxed and productive.
also, i learn quickly.
Oh and i know how to kill weeds and have some insight in why plants grow/die.
i am a horrible cook but am quite skilled in detoxifying potentially edible stuff.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2009, 11:31:20 pm »
I propose the reckless use of firearms, plentiful small children and mocking signs about the ATF.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2009, 11:57:49 pm »
I am something of a generalist, that means i am bad but not horrible at everything.
i know enough basic first aid and human anatomy to make me a slighty better healer than bedrest.
i am willing to do pretty much anything regardless of filthyness or danger (you'd be surprised how often this is useful)
as long as there is not an enforced hierarchy(read: equality is of paramount importance) i am quite capable at shaping the social structure into something relaxed and productive.
also, i learn quickly.
Oh and i know how to kill weeds and have some insight in why plants grow/die.
i am a horrible cook but am quite skilled in detoxifying potentially edible stuff.

Oh, I didn't think to include that. I know biology and basics associated with first aid, edible and poisonous plants, mushrooms, animals, drinking water safety, cooking of various wild foods, some basics of soils, fisheries wildlife and forestry management, and what I don't know I can find out.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2009, 12:21:28 am »
I can build evil vending machines.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2009, 12:24:58 am »
I think setting up our own microbrewery is a given, yes?

I could swipe my parents beer recipe.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2009, 12:32:29 am »
i can judge your commune fashion sense, tell you every thing you like is boring, sleep, make sure your decorating doesnt clash, and draw your portrait.

and i have a vag so i can turn tricks if i get desperate :D

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2009, 12:37:59 am »
I'm learning to brew and build stills. That might come in handy.

I've always wanted a cult.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2009, 01:56:44 am »
I can fix anything.

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