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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #45 on: August 20, 2009, 02:09:21 am »
Surely a discordian cult would be an excellent environment to raise your children!
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #46 on: August 20, 2009, 02:44:32 am »
Bread baking
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #47 on: August 20, 2009, 03:30:50 am »
If we all lived in a commune, wouldn't that make us communists?
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #48 on: August 20, 2009, 03:44:11 am »
so?
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #49 on: August 20, 2009, 04:39:27 am »
We can look pink and still take their green.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #50 on: August 20, 2009, 05:42:51 am »
i can dig
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #51 on: August 20, 2009, 06:02:59 am »
I'm useful for lots of stuffs.






















no really.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #52 on: August 20, 2009, 06:35:10 am »
We all teach each other everything we know about the following:

Plumbing
Electricity
Carpentry
Landscaping
Masonry


We can hire ourselves out as a team of handyspags as well as being able to do all of this work for ourselves, thus saving the commune money.

Don;t forget gardening, very useful on communes.

I think I was there for that conversation.  I actually grew up on a commune and it has a lot to reccomend it.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #53 on: August 20, 2009, 09:29:13 am »
Kai's got the biology, I've got the chemistry. I can do reactions, distillations, extractions, etc. I also know quite a bit about water treatment and various other forms of plumbing (chemical engineering = plumbing with style!!!) And I can drive a fork lift, which almost never comes in handy.
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #54 on: August 20, 2009, 09:53:59 am »
Kai's got the biology, I've got the chemistry. I can do reactions, distillations, extractions, etc. I also know quite a bit about water treatment and various other forms of plumbing (chemical engineering = plumbing with style!!!) And I can drive a fork lift, which almost never comes in handy.

And we of course have plenty of physicists, so we can build a super collider.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #55 on: August 20, 2009, 09:57:17 am »
I propose the reckless use of firearms, plentiful small children and mocking signs about the ATF.

Die in a fire.   :lulz:

We should also buy lots of cyanide, for no apparent reason.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #56 on: August 20, 2009, 11:55:53 am »
I can do planning, scheming and delegating. Also, teaching. And brewing booze. And I can manage our online mass mailing donation scam something.

However, beyond that, I kind of wonder what is the point of being Discordian if you bubble yourself off from society and go live in a commune?

First, we are *bound* to get in much worse flamefests and shit than on this forum, the community will explode or split within a month. For that is the blessing and the curse of Our Lady of Strife.

Plus, it's much better and useful to battle grayface and Machine from within its own ranks like a cancer than as an outside entity like a single mosquito.

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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #57 on: August 20, 2009, 12:50:33 pm »
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #58 on: August 20, 2009, 12:51:33 pm »
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- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
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ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
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Re: Discordian Cult I mean Commune
« Reply #59 on: August 20, 2009, 01:02:25 pm »
I can do planning, scheming and delegating. Also, teaching. And brewing booze. And I can manage our online mass mailing donation scam something.

However, beyond that, I kind of wonder what is the point of being Discordian if you bubble yourself off from society and go live in a commune?

First, we are *bound* to get in much worse flamefests and shit than on this forum, the community will explode or split within a month. For that is the blessing and the curse of Our Lady of Strife.

Plus, it's much better and useful to battle grayface and Machine from within its own ranks like a cancer than as an outside entity like a single mosquito.

The point (to me) is threefold:

-as a group sharing a physical location, we could pull off some really cool stuff. Like throwing parties, or mass pranks, or whatever.
-I'm fucking sick of society! I'm starting to think that I'd rather live on a farm, working for people that I like, than in a city, working for business jerks.
-When Daruko shows up, and we hmmm.... murder him.... it's better (legally) if we all share the responsibility

IRL we'll probably all hate each other

also, this is a problem for any starting cult:
too many cult leaders, not enough cultists