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Re: Victor 0. Schwab's Re: How to write AN ADVERTISEMENT
« Reply #135 on: August 29, 2009, 08:42:41 pm »
That's not Ben Mack.  This is Ben Mack.  http://twitter.com/BenMack

And from that twitter account.. more evidence that he has nothing original to say.

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Re: Victor 0. Schwab's Re: How to write AN ADVERTISEMENT
« Reply #136 on: August 29, 2009, 08:57:50 pm »
That's not Ben Mack.  This is Ben Mack.  http://twitter.com/BenMack
Both of those accounts appear to be his. He said he was going to invite people here from the @Daryl0 account.

Looking at the @BenMack followers list is almost as funny as the other one. I'd say about 90% of them are spammers, bots or other marketers. Twitter has this weird side community of thousands of "marketers" trying to market stuff to other marketers. I guess that's what happens when the advertisement industry goes belly up. You get millions of out of work ad men with no hireable skills other than selling bullshit to other bullshitters. :lulz:
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Re: Victor 0. Schwab's Re: How to write AN ADVERTISEMENT
« Reply #137 on: August 29, 2009, 09:25:51 pm »
That's not Ben Mack.  This is Ben Mack.  http://twitter.com/BenMack
...no skills other than selling bullshit to other bullshitters. :lulz:

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Re: Victor 0. Schwab's Re: How to write AN ADVERTISEMENT
« Reply #138 on: August 29, 2009, 09:33:47 pm »
That's not Ben Mack.  This is Ben Mack.  http://twitter.com/BenMack

And from that twitter account.. more evidence that he has nothing original to say.

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# 2day, 4 a brief second, I thought of a life w/out Roger. It was much like my current life, except that PrincipiaDiscordia was a bit nicer.about 6 hours ago from web
   
# FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE => AVATARS who calls themselves "wolf-something" or "something-wolf" inevitably turn out 2B an irredeemable sh*tneck.about 6 hours ago from web

So now he's just quoting the newsfeed from here on his Twitter account?
Dude that's fucking lame. He must be an ad-douche/marketing-fucker. Those fuckers do nothing but rip anyone off to try to sell something.

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Re: Victor 0. Schwab's Re: How to write AN ADVERTISEMENT
« Reply #139 on: August 29, 2009, 09:37:39 pm »
So now he's just quoting the newsfeed from here on his Twitter account?
Dude that's fucking lame. He must be an ad-douche/marketing-fucker. Those fuckers do nothing but rip anyone off to try to sell something.

GUILTY as charged.

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Re: Unlimited Ben Mack Whimpering Threadf
« Reply #140 on: August 29, 2009, 09:44:41 pm »
Quote from: 'thirtyseven, Skilluminati Research'
5GW and marketing have a great deal in common. The one similarity I'd like to emphasize here: effective techniques are constantly mutating so fast that written theory is basically an autopsy. By the time we can recognize a pattern or strategy, it will be useless to actual 5GW operatives. It's hard to overstate the speed of the turnover here -- basically, what worked in 2008 will not work in 2008.
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Re: Unlimited Ben Mack Whimpering Threadf
« Reply #141 on: August 29, 2009, 09:46:38 pm »
I'm sorry mister mac, but I think you have overstayed your welcome.
It was great having you around to discuss points from poker without cards, but there seems to be nothing but bickering going on now.

When you buy a stephen king book, you do it because you want to read, not because you want him to move into your house.
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Re: Victor 0. Schwab's Re: How to write AN ADVERTISEMENT
« Reply #142 on: August 29, 2009, 10:30:10 pm »
Twitter has this weird side community of thousands of "marketers" trying to market stuff to other marketers. I guess that's what happens when the advertisement industry goes belly up. You get millions of out of work ad men with no hireable skills other than selling bullshit to other bullshitters. :lulz:

yes. I find this hilarious too :)
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Re: Victor 0. Schwab's Re: How to write AN ADVERTISEMENT
« Reply #143 on: August 30, 2009, 02:49:07 am »
Twitter has this weird side community of thousands of "marketers" trying to market stuff to other marketers. I guess that's what happens when the advertisement industry goes belly up. You get millions of out of work ad men with no hireable skills other than selling bullshit to other bullshitters. :lulz:

yes. I find this hilarious too :)

called it early in the poker w/o cards thread
have been looking at some of this marketing mixed with memetics stuff he has mentioned, checking out some of the people he has named and things he has linked to.
 isn't this another marketers selling a career in how to market marketing ponzi scheme? with magic RAW ideas and memetics being used as the hook? i just see a lot of marketing for "become an Internet marketer"

maybe he would start a thread to explain it, it is a interesting use of the ideas and i may be missing something....
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Re: Victor 0. Schwab's Re: How to write AN ADVERTISEMENT
« Reply #144 on: August 30, 2009, 06:00:41 am »
So now he's just quoting the newsfeed from here on his Twitter account?
Dude that's fucking lame. He must be an ad-douche/marketing-fucker. Those fuckers do nothing but rip anyone off to try to sell something.

GUILTY as charged.

Figured you were a leech.

Fucking marketing parasites...just another term for "plagiarizing fuckwad".
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Re: Unlimited Ben Mack Whimpering Threadf
« Reply #145 on: August 30, 2009, 06:01:32 am »
I'm sorry mister mac, but I think you have overstayed your welcome.
It was great having you around to discuss points from poker without cards, but there seems to be nothing but bickering going on now.

When you buy a stephen king book, you do it because you want to read, not because you want him to move into your house.

He's not going to leave, he's going to keep stealing content.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Unlimited Ben Mack Whimpering Threadf
« Reply #146 on: August 30, 2009, 09:48:23 am »
Makes sense, there is a lot of creative discussion here. He seems like the kind of person who would just hang around for stuff to lift for a book
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Re: Unlimited Ben Mack Whimpering Threadf
« Reply #147 on: August 30, 2009, 11:40:18 am »
Quote from: 'thirtyseven, Skilluminati Research'
5GW and marketing have a great deal in common. The one similarity I'd like to emphasize here: effective techniques are constantly mutating so fast that written theory is basically an autopsy. By the time we can recognize a pattern or strategy, it will be useless to actual 5GW operatives. It's hard to overstate the speed of the turnover here -- basically, what worked in 2008 will not work in 2008.
http://www.skilluminati.com/

However, I think the unspoken caveat here is "effective marketing and 5GW have a great lot in common".  As far as I can see, Ben Mack is to this board as Al-Hurra is to Iraq.

I also recall Thirtyseven saying the best way to manipulate SEO and attract readers is to have better content than anyone else.
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Re: Unlimited Ben Mack Whimpering Threadf
« Reply #148 on: March 23, 2010, 09:20:13 pm »
A ban would be too nice for him at this point.

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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit