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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2009, 04:43:33 am »
Oh what the hell.

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« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2009, 06:48:07 am »
Who is this "love" person, and what's wrong with them?
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« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2009, 07:31:01 am »
Ben Mack, I believe. Author of Poker Without Cards, and all round Super-Mega-Genius-Saviour-AwesomestGuyEver-King-Emperor-God-Marketeer-PsychicAssassin. Or something.

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« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2009, 07:33:05 am »
Huh. Is he acting all jacked up for a reason?
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« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2009, 07:36:51 am »
If I was all those things, I'd be acting all jacked up too.

But no, I think it's because we are who we are, and decided to pick at his works and at his posting here instead of just accepting that he is spectacularly awesome.

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« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2009, 07:42:32 am »
Huh. Is he acting all jacked up for a reason?
He quite obviously can't handle criticism very well.
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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2009, 11:45:52 am »
Considering all our communication is written down, with our names mere inches away from our posts, I consider Ben's "Proper Noun Anomia" excuse to be pretty weak.

It's like having a dictionary next to you, and then complaining when people use big words you've never heard before.  I can understand if you're in an IRL conversation, and you can't recall who said what; but when you have an unlimited amount of time, all the resources in front of you, and you're still too lazy to look it up, and expect us to give you a pass, well...



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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2009, 01:15:15 pm »
Considering all our communication is written down, with our names mere inches away from our posts, I consider Ben's "Proper Noun Anomia" excuse to be pretty weak.

What I especially find interesting, is that to misquote FictionPuss's PM as coming from roger, you'd actually have to spend effort to wrap the wrong quote in the wrong quote-header, it's not something you do by accident.
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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #38 on: August 25, 2009, 01:16:44 pm »
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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #39 on: August 25, 2009, 01:21:23 pm »
Considering all our communication is written down, with our names mere inches away from our posts, I consider Ben's "Proper Noun Anomia" excuse to be pretty weak.

It's like having a dictionary next to you, and then complaining when people use big words you've never heard before.  I can understand if you're in an IRL conversation, and you can't recall who said what; but when you have an unlimited amount of time, all the resources in front of you, and you're still too lazy to look it up, and expect us to give you a pass, well...





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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #40 on: August 25, 2009, 01:22:12 pm »
Oh what the hell.

It's like every day.

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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #41 on: August 25, 2009, 01:22:55 pm »
Considering all our communication is written down, with our names mere inches away from our posts, I consider Ben's "Proper Noun Anomia" excuse to be pretty weak.

What I especially find interesting, is that to misquote FictionPuss's PM as coming from roger, you'd actually have to spend effort to wrap the wrong quote in the wrong quote-header, it's not something you do by accident.

Which means he's merely a poor liar.
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« Reply #42 on: August 25, 2009, 01:24:24 pm »
Huh. Is he acting all jacked up for a reason?
He quite obviously can't handle criticism very well.

Let's see how far we can push this, eh?
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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #43 on: August 25, 2009, 01:26:09 pm »
Considering all our communication is written down, with our names mere inches away from our posts, I consider Ben's "Proper Noun Anomia" excuse to be pretty weak.

It's like having a dictionary next to you, and then complaining when people use big words you've never heard before.  I can understand if you're in an IRL conversation, and you can't recall who said what; but when you have an unlimited amount of time, all the resources in front of you, and you're still too lazy to look it up, and expect us to give you a pass, well...





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« Reply #44 on: August 25, 2009, 01:26:59 pm »
You should read the Book Club thread.
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