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Re: ban me
« Reply #45 on: August 25, 2009, 01:27:19 pm »
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 25, 2009, 07:33:05 am
Huh. Is he acting all jacked up for a reason?

We discussed his book in our Book Club, and because the reactions weren't 99% positive, he is all butt-hurt and we are all Not Getting It and Doing It Wrong.

Also, he has Proper Name Anomia (not "Noun"--that doesn't exist), which means whatever he says is said by anyone could have been said by anyone else because he can't keep people apart by their names. Or their avatars. And seems to have a compulsion to get creative by actively cut-n-pasting quote-headers with the wrong quotes.
Proper Name Anomia is an actual mental disorder btw, serious one too, only can be caused by severe brain trauma (and perhaps Alzheimers, not sure), like lobotomy, hit to the head, brain cancer or tentacle rape. No idea what caused his though.

Effectively, it means that you can't really take seriously whatever he says, cause you cannot know where it came from.
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Re: ban me
« Reply #46 on: August 25, 2009, 01:27:40 pm »
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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #47 on: August 25, 2009, 01:27:54 pm »
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Considering all our communication is written down, with our names mere inches away from our posts, I consider Ben's "Proper Noun Anomia" excuse to be pretty weak.

It's like having a dictionary next to you, and then complaining when people use big words you've never heard before.  I can understand if you're in an IRL conversation, and you can't recall who said what; but when you have an unlimited amount of time, all the resources in front of you, and you're still too lazy to look it up, and expect us to give you a pass, well...





Ben?  Is that Benaclypse?

No, Ben Mack, our favorite author of Poker Without Cards.

What the fuck?  What's up with all the E list "celebs" recently?  Do we have to make a fucking example out of a few?
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Re: ban me
« Reply #48 on: August 25, 2009, 01:29:05 pm »
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 25, 2009, 01:27:19 pm
Effectively, it means that you can't really take seriously whatever he says, cause you cannot know where it came from.


Does this also imply that any thought he claims to have had himself might actually be someone else's idea, and he honestly doesn't realize it?
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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #49 on: August 25, 2009, 01:29:31 pm »
Could be fun...
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Re: ban me
« Reply #50 on: August 25, 2009, 01:30:09 pm »
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 25, 2009, 01:27:19 pm

Proper Name Anomia is an actual mental disorder btw, serious one too, only can be caused by severe brain trauma (and perhaps Alzheimers, not sure), like lobotomy, hit to the head, brain cancer or tentacle rape. No idea what caused his though.

I moved his threads.  Would that do it?

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 25, 2009, 01:27:19 pm
Effectively, it means that you can't really take seriously whatever he says, cause you cannot know where it came from.

I wasn't doing that anyway.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

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Re: ban me
« Reply #51 on: August 25, 2009, 01:30:41 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 01:29:05 pm
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 25, 2009, 01:27:19 pm
Effectively, it means that you can't really take seriously whatever he says, cause you cannot know where it came from.


Does this also imply that any thought he claims to have had himself might actually be someone else's idea, and he honestly doesn't realize it?

More to the point, should I merge his threads?  That way we can keep all the advertising together.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: ban me
« Reply #52 on: August 25, 2009, 01:31:37 pm »
I think "ban me" thread is related to the "intellectual property" advert, so in that case, yeah.
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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #53 on: August 25, 2009, 01:31:48 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 01:29:31 pm
Could be fun...

Right.  Ben is the example.

This Adam Gorightly fellow seems to be okay.  The jury is still out.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

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Re: ban me
« Reply #54 on: August 25, 2009, 01:32:34 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 01:31:37 pm
I think "ban me" thread is related to the "intellectual property" advert, so in that case, yeah.

Also, poker without cards?  Is that an advert?
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #55 on: August 25, 2009, 01:32:58 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2009, 01:31:48 pm
Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 01:29:31 pm
Could be fun...

Right.  Ben is the example.

This Adam Gorightly fellow seems to be okay.  The jury is still out.

Just wait until you get to the part about him using satellites to measure "good vibrations"....
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Re: ban me
« Reply #56 on: August 25, 2009, 01:34:30 pm »
No, that's us voluntarily choosing to discuss his book... But he has some sort of Google news clipper, so when he noticed us talking about it, he showed up to "steward his reputation".


Steward it into the ground, but hey...
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Re: ban me
« Reply #57 on: August 25, 2009, 01:39:04 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 01:34:30 pm
But he has some sort of Google news clipper, so when he noticed us talking about it, he showed up to "steward his reputation".

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

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Re: Resisting Intellectual Property by Debora Halbert
« Reply #58 on: August 25, 2009, 01:39:41 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 01:32:58 pm
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Quote from: LMNO on August 25, 2009, 01:29:31 pm
Could be fun...

Right.  Ben is the example.

This Adam Gorightly fellow seems to be okay.  The jury is still out.

Just wait until you get to the part about him using satellites to measure "good vibrations"....

Wait.  What?
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: ban me
« Reply #59 on: August 25, 2009, 01:40:03 pm »
Oh yes. Brilliant job he did of it too. :lol:
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