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Re: US Lutheran Church to Ordain Gay Ministers - impacts, thoughts.
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2009, 06:09:34 am »
but it's got a cool name
sounds like a old Harryhausen monster
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Re: US Lutheran Church to Ordain Gay Ministers - impacts, thoughts.
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2009, 05:21:36 pm »
You know what this all means, don't you? In order to remain ahead of the accepting-of-alternative-lifestyles curve, we're going to have to start actively recruiting postoperative transsexuals. :D
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Re: US Lutheran Church to Ordain Gay Ministers - impacts, thoughts.
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2009, 04:07:20 am »
I don't know. They said it was going to be a big deal when the episcopalians got their gay bishop, but nothing really happened.

The Episcopalians had gay priests before though, and a female head of the church, this was not hugely new for them, just a next small step.  For the Lutherans, they split a while back, and I assume the more liberal side of it is the one doing this.

Who knows what the Movement will freak out about next though.
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Re: US Lutheran Church to Ordain Gay Ministers - impacts, thoughts.
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2009, 03:57:43 am »
I need professional help at this point
I think I need a priest at this point.
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