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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2009, 06:46:58 pm »
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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2009, 06:48:32 pm »
strange....
CMMG manufactures m16 uppers and components....
there's other firearms mfgs that put out humorous products like this, but i hadn't heard of them doing it.
it needs a picatinny rail mount on it so you can hang it off your rifle...

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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2009, 06:59:16 pm »
I bought a bunch of freeze dried vegetables, and powdered eggs a few months ago. They supposedly last 10 years unopened, and one year after opening.

I'll have to add bacon to my next purchase.

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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2009, 07:00:06 pm »
the comments say good things.

but at $16 a CAN! gtfo..
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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2009, 07:32:06 pm »
I'd pay $16 for post-apocalyptic bacon.

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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 pm »
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2009, 09:22:49 pm »
I bought a bunch of freeze dried vegetables, and powdered eggs a few months ago. They supposedly last 10 years unopened, and one year after opening.

I'll have to add bacon to my next purchase.

10 years?
mountainhouse foods in #10 cans have a stated shelf life of 25, and they claim it's good for 30....
i have read reports that canned food is good (in general) significantly longer than the specified shelf life....

also. SPAM

also, also, Cain: the 'long' bacon will probably be beating down your door to come to you, at that price! storage will be an issue.

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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 03:33:44 am »
MMmmmmm

long bacon

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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 pm »
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2009, 03:44:38 pm »
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?
one round for however much the other guys got. same as bacon.
there's some hidden fees if your not quick on the draw, though....

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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2009, 04:47:01 pm »
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2009, 02:50:32 am »
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2009, 02:58:06 am »
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Well, there'd be another dead person.  Would you want to live with the sort of people who survive the apocalypse?  I certainly wouldn't.
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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2009, 10:31:43 am »
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Well, there'd be another dead person.  Would you want to live with the sort of people who survive the apocalypse?  I certainly wouldn't.

Presumably we are already surrounded by the sort of people who survive apocalypses (hypothetically speaking of course). We should get started, no?