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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2009, 04:12:28 pm »

Presumably we are already surrounded by the sort of people who survive apocalypses (hypothetically speaking of course). We should get started, no?

I like your initiative and I think we'd be good together on a post apocalyptic survival team.  You trust me, right?
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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2009, 04:17:59 pm »
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Isn't that the definition of being human?

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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2009, 05:57:16 pm »

Presumably we are already surrounded by the sort of people who survive apocalypses (hypothetically speaking of course). We should get started, no?

I like your initiative and I think we'd be good together on a post apocalyptic survival team.  You trust me, right?

Nope, if we're gonna to post-apocalyptic shit together after the apocalypse, then you are the kind of person who would survive the apocalypse and I would be forced to take care of you before the apocalypse.

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Re: Presenting: TACTICAL BACON!
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2009, 09:27:09 pm »
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Isn't that the definition of being human?

Is it?