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Remington

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Shit My Dad Says
« on: August 28, 2009, 12:16:53 am »
Not mine, but I though it was pretty entertaining  :lulz:
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"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

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"How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."

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"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't."
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Re: Shit My Dad Says
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 03:23:20 am »
LOL I saw this the other night.
It's pretty great.

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Re: Shit My Dad Says
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 04:24:35 pm »
My father's recurring line:  "Tough shit white man."
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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