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HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« on: August 28, 2009, 04:00:12 am »
IF I HAVEN'T DECIDED TO SHUN YOU YET, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING THAT I CAN GLEEFULLY MISCONSTRUE IN ORDER TO DECLARE YOU DEAD TO ME.  IT MAKES ME FEEL MORALLY SUPERIOR, PLUS IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ACHIEVE SEXUAL SATISFACTION WITH A WOMAN.
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The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 04:03:19 am »
PS DON'T WORRY IF I DENY IT THE NEXT DAY, I'LL BRING IT UP THE NEXT TIME YOU DISAGREE WITH ME.
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The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 04:22:19 am »
 :|

Why don't you take it to ESF? They have moderators there who give out penalty points for "derogatory posts", so at least you might be able to duke it out there and have an active referee.

Plus, it'd be funnier if it was done over there.
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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 04:40:27 am »
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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 06:11:51 am »
Man, it sucks to see people you like fight.  :sad:
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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 06:26:03 am »
Meh, I'm not mad any more.  Just tired of this bullshit.  I'll come back when Roger stops making assumptions about my sex life.
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The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 06:42:32 am »
Oh what the cock.
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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 10:12:43 am »
it it me, or did a LOT of people get their panties in a twist yesterday?

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please don't go badge!
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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 12:24:26 pm »
The internet is serious business. 
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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 12:48:52 pm »
Is there a way we can fill the forums with Nitrous Oxide or something?
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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2009, 01:43:06 pm »
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on August 28, 2009, 06:26:03 am
Meh, I'm not mad any more.

Which is, of course, why you wrote a full page PM laughing at my medical problems, and informing me that a weak valve is something "I brought on with my lifestyle choices", or some such shit, and gloating about how little time I have left.

Right?

Because you're not mad.  You're just batshit insane.   :lulz:
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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2009, 01:48:07 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 01:43:06 pm

Because you're not mad.  You're just batshit insane.   :lulz:

She hangs out at PD.com, so "batshit insane" is a given...
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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 01:49:35 pm »
Quote from: Ratatosk on August 28, 2009, 01:48:07 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 01:43:06 pm

Because you're not mad.  You're just batshit insane.   :lulz:

She hangs out at PD.com, so "batshit insane" is a given...

Right.  So her behavior is acceptable.  How silly of me.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 01:50:43 pm »
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Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, and
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.

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Re: HELLO, MY NAME IS ROGER
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 01:52:08 pm »
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Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, and
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.
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