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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2009, 08:33:08 pm »

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Ecclesiastes 7:16
"Be Ye Not Righteous Overmuch, Nor Make Thyself Overwise. Why Shouldest thou destroy thyself"
That explains a lot.
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2009, 08:41:34 pm »

My bad, forgot for a second that it's impossible to have a "discussion" with a fundie.

Incorrect.  You just have to beat them into submission first.
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2009, 08:45:35 pm »

What kind of bat?
Wooden? Aluminum? Wiffle?

That's more a matter of personal preference.
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2009, 08:48:38 pm »

What kind of bat?
Wooden? Aluminum? Wiffle?

That's more a matter of personal preference.
Right, Wiffle it is.
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2009, 01:31:10 pm »
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Mark 7:6-8
6.He told them, "Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites. As it is written, 'These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. 7.Their worship of me is worthless, because they teach human rules as doctrines.' 8.You abandon the commandment of God and hold to human tradition."
Yoinked for future discussions with fundies, thanks. It's always awesome when you can take them down with their own holy scripture.

It might help to read the rest of the chapter, so you know how they're gonna spin it.

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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2009, 01:44:16 pm »
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Mark 7:6-8
6.He told them, "Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites. As it is written, 'These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. 7.Their worship of me is worthless, because they teach human rules as doctrines.' 8.You abandon the commandment of God and hold to human tradition."
Yoinked for future discussions with fundies, thanks. It's always awesome when you can take them down with their own holy scripture.

It might help to read the rest of the chapter, glossolail yourself into a thorough stupor so you know how they're gonna spin it.

Fixed.
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