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How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« on: August 31, 2009, 09:35:39 pm »
I ask this out of mere curiosity, of course.
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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2009, 09:41:35 pm »
Sprinkler system, assuming roof leaks aren't that common out there.
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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2009, 09:52:28 pm »
Sprinkler system, assuming roof leaks aren't that common out there.

Only in monsoon season.
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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2009, 09:57:02 pm »
Also, I don't know about blood but I'd prefer it to the fine brew of dead insulation, mumified squirel, and racoon scat that seeps through sometimes.
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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2009, 09:59:53 pm »
Also, I don't know about blood but I'd prefer it to the fine brew of dead insulation, mumified squirel, and racoon scat that seeps through sometimes.

There's a great big fucking dead rat up there somewhere.

I know this because I shot the monstrous bastard with a nail gun last year.  His carcass went flying around, and I'm not sure where it wound up.  Since this used to be a lab, there's so much ducting and conduit up there that there's no hope of finding it.  Fortunately, things dessicate here, so no stink.
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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2009, 10:12:31 pm »
step 1. capture vulture or other carrion feeder
step 2. release into drop ceiling




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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2009, 10:15:18 pm »
YES.

Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.
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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2009, 10:21:03 pm »
YES.

Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.

Did someone say Dermestidae?
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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2009, 10:23:26 pm »
YES.

Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.

Did someone say Dermestidae?

FUCK.  Those things work like the scarabs in the mummy movies.

It would be a rotten shame if someone filled up our engineer's office with those brutal little bastards.

Damn.  Those things are cooler than guinea worms!
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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2009, 10:28:54 pm »
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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2009, 10:32:47 pm »
Unfortunately they only eat dead animal tissue, not living. Still, they could be a total nuisance.

Know anyone who has a bunch of furs/leather/mounted animals/bug collections?  8)
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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2009, 10:33:06 pm »
YES.

Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.

Did someone say Dermestidae?

Everything about that website is creepy as fuck. Bins of flesh-eating beetles? Start your own bone-cleaning business!

WHO

WHO SAYS TO THEMSELVES, "HAY, THE LINE OF WORK I REALLY WANT TO GET INTO IS BONE-CLEANING"?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2009, 10:34:05 pm »
Unfortunately they only eat dead animal tissue, not living.

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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2009, 10:34:56 pm »
YES.

Thousands of the flesh- eating beetles they use for taxidermy.

Did someone say Dermestidae?

Everything about that website is creepy as fuck. Bins of flesh-eating beetles? Start your own bone-cleaning business!

WHO

WHO SAYS TO THEMSELVES, "HAY, THE LINE OF WORK I REALLY WANT TO GET INTO IS BONE-CLEANING"?

:wave:

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Will need billions of the little bastards.
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Re: How do I get blood out of ceiling-riser panels?
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2009, 10:39:36 pm »
Set them on people with chronic ifnections or diabetic legs
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