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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2009, 02:12:24 am »
I could only see that this was offensive if 

This turns you on
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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2009, 02:29:18 am »
OH GOD YES! FRUIT! YES!! CARTOON FRUIT!!!!(!) SOOOO HOT!!!

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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2009, 02:33:42 am »
HOTTXXXX LIMECHERRYTHREESOME THEN A LEMONLIMEHOTACTIONFEST!!1on124323
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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2009, 02:36:27 am »
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Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, told The Sun: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.
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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2009, 02:38:07 am »
Are there lemon stories printed on the other side?
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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2009, 02:52:39 am »
"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."


I'd become distressed if my SO was arguing about this as well.

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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2009, 03:37:34 am »
Woah! NSFW!
Should have warned me.  :eek:

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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2009, 09:09:57 am »
DID YOU SEE THE WAY THAT PINEAPPLE WAS EYEING ME?

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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2009, 02:02:23 pm »
"Lemonparty".

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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2009, 02:46:53 pm »
Hey, why did the Lime break up with the Lemon?

He doesn't like a sourpuss. 
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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2009, 03:07:01 pm »
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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2009, 03:50:39 pm »
Goddamn people in this country are stupid.

I'm more and more convinced the retards who populate the Daily Mail comments and post on Have Your Say are in fact the majority in this country.

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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2009, 04:00:28 pm »
WAKE UP ENGLISH, WE ARE BEING SLEEPWALKED INTO A SEXUALLY DEGENERATE, FRUITY DICTATORSHIP!


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Re: Pornographic wrappers ITT
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2009, 04:23:18 pm »
I dunno.. I think the one on the bottom-right takes it a little too far though..