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Poor Kurt.
« on: September 04, 2009, 02:50:28 pm »
The makers of Guitar Hero 5 have included a Kurt Cobain character in the game.  Apparently there is some special feature you can unlock where you can make Cobain sing a Megadeth song or rap to a Public Enemy tune.  However, you can also make him sing Bush and Bon Jovi tunes.  And it looks like Courtney Love was in on this. 

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=126406

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Re: Poor Kurt.
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 02:51:22 pm »
That's what he gets for dying before her.
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Re: Poor Kurt.
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 03:52:00 pm »
I... This is... I don't...   :|
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 08:12:37 pm »
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Re: Poor Kurt.
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 08:15:45 pm »
This is a great idea.  We'll be able to use his spinning to produce enough electricity to power the west coast.
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Re: Poor Kurt.
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 09:20:46 pm »
When you activate his Star Power he just gets really overwhelmed and shoots himself in the head with a shotgun.
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Re: Poor Kurt.
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2009, 09:49:54 pm »
Quote from: Liam Gallagher
He was a miserable fucker, and I'm glad he's dead.

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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2009, 09:53:25 pm »
When you activate his Star Power he just gets really overwhelmed and shoots himself in the headarm with a shotgunspike.

Fixed.  Shotgun comes if you win the game.
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Re: Poor Kurt.
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2009, 10:23:44 pm »

would be WAY more entertaining as a zombie

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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2009, 10:31:02 pm »

would be WAY more entertaining as a zombie

How could you tell the difference?
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Re: Poor Kurt.
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2009, 10:34:54 pm »

would give a nice morbid twist to his song... "rape me" was it called?

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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2009, 10:35:34 pm »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2009, 12:17:15 am »

im not sure if its a language barrier sort of thing or your question seems very vague.

the difference between a digitalized Cobain and a digitalized zombie Cobain would probably be: more ragged clothes, perhaps missing some flesh from numerous of his visible parts -hopefully some bones at sight- some blood here and there...

but i dont see your point, besides being confrontational.

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Re: Poor Kurt.
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2009, 12:31:37 am »

im not sure if its a language barrier sort of thing or your question seems very vague.

the difference between a digitalized Cobain and a digitalized zombie Cobain would probably be: more ragged clothes, perhaps missing some flesh from numerous of his visible parts -hopefully some bones at sight- some blood here and there...

but i dont see your point, besides being confrontational.

Many junkies start to look exactly like that eventually. What with the massive weight loss and health problems associated with the habit.

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Re: Poor Kurt.
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2009, 12:47:42 am »




not that im that much of a big fan of ASF, but, i think this is a good example - even do its more cadaver like, than zombie like to my appreciation

but ofc im now getting into semantics crap, cause a zombie is a type of cadaver after all