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Suu, this is your chance to seize power
« on: September 06, 2009, 03:00:18 pm »
http://wonkette.com/410685/rhode-island-to-take-unpaid-vacation-for-a-while

As an astude student of African coups, I can tell you that staging a coup while the executive is on holiday is the best time ever.  Usually while they are abroad, but this will do.

Secondly, as a former member of the Armed Forces, your chances of success are further increased.

Finally, the unemployment just means you will have more child soldiers to arm, so you can deploy them on the streets of Providence to shoot counterrevolutionary elements.

The time is right.  Strike while the iron is hot!

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Re: Suu, this is your chance to seize power
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2009, 03:20:51 pm »
Trust me. It's on liek Red Chowdah.

If not, a public lynching of Don Carcieri is coming VERY soon, because not only is he the governor who came up with this bright idea, but he's also the last standing republican in a public office here.
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Re: Suu, this is your chance to seize power
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2009, 03:36:06 pm »
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