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In Defense of Juggalos.
« on: September 10, 2009, 06:37:11 pm »
I like Juggalos.  I mean, I've never actually met one that I didn't want to choke, but I will give them this:  They are enthusiastically HAPPY about their rampant dorkery, and they have no problem with being an asshat in public.

Sure, they're joiners (unlike us, har har), and sure they listen to crappy music and dress like, well, like clowns, but is that so hard to put up with?  And as for their personal hygiene habits, they're no worse than your average con attendee.

Then look around you, at the "normal" people that infest our nation.  By comparison, Juggalos aren't all that weird.  They don't believe that the best way to "liberate" someone is to drop bombs on them or randomly kidnap and torture their friends and family.  They don't believe that God has given them a divine mandate of any kind, and they don't, for example, believe that ICP should be taught in public schools.

Okay, I was only kidding.  They're fucking ridiculous.  Exterminate the brutes.

Or kill me.
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2009, 06:40:47 pm »
THEY'RE HORRIBLE

ROGER, THERE IS NO DEFENSE.
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2009, 06:42:47 pm »
LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE GROSS.



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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2009, 06:44:17 pm »
WE SHOULD FIND A JUGGALO FORUM

AND TROLL IT
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2009, 06:44:30 pm »
THEY'RE HORRIBLE

ROGER, THERE IS NO DEFENSE.

Please to re-read last line of rant.  Kthx.
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2009, 06:44:48 pm »
WE SHOULD FIND A JUGGALO FORUM

AND TROLL IT

On it.  Tomorrow night.   :lulz:
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2009, 06:54:19 pm »
THEY'RE HORRIBLE

ROGER, THERE IS NO DEFENSE.

Please to re-read last line of rant.  Kthx.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2009, 09:27:05 pm »
WTF is a juggalo?  Besides kids in stupid bad face paint?

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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2009, 09:41:34 pm »
WTF is a juggalo?  Besides kids in stupid bad face paint?

Something repulsive:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2009, 09:54:06 pm »
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2009, 10:52:26 pm »
:vom:

That's funny. I had the same reaction when I asked that question here  :lol:
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2009, 01:03:53 am »
WTF is a juggalo?  Besides kids in stupid bad face paint?

Don't worry I had to look this shit up
and by look I mean ask ppl in IRC what the fuck this is all about
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2009, 09:36:27 am »
:vom:

That's funny. I had the same reaction when I asked that question here  :lol:

I have that reaction when I ask most questions here.

I'm beginning to think it's not the questions  :argh!:
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2009, 12:39:37 pm »
Folks who just listen to the music or go to a concert, meh.  I'll treat them case by case.
Those who cross into being ridiculous hooligans will be purged from reality with rigteous fury.  Anyone who gets in my face wearing ridiculous makeup weilding a hatchet I will GLADLY stomp.

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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2009, 01:28:34 pm »
Folks who just listen to the music or go to a concert, meh.  I'll treat them case by case.
Those who cross into being ridiculous hooligans will be purged from reality with rigteous fury.  Anyone who gets in my face wearing ridiculous makeup weilding a hatchet I will GLADLY stomp.

Seeing the "Fool" archetype gotten so WRONG pisses me off.