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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2012, 03:26:04 am »
Has anyone considered that Juggalos are to human culture as random mutations are to genetics? That this is how new cultures get started, evolution, just on a cultural not genetic level?  And that it's only the presence of a Global Monoculture that keeps these offshoots so weak and, frankly, goofy as fuck?

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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2012, 04:43:36 am »
Objectively, they're not even that weird. If I was an alien sent to study human cultures, and I was supposed to outline the differences between Juggalos and any other group of deluded shitnecks on the planet, I would probably only be able to come up with "awful music."

That doesn't justify their existence, though.
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2012, 07:07:53 am »
Has anyone considered that Juggalos are to human culture as random mutations are to genetics? That this is how new cultures get started, evolution, just on a cultural not genetic level?  And that it's only the presence of a Global Monoculture that keeps these offshoots so weak and, frankly, goofy as fuck?

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Dude, hell yes! Of course! I mean, do you know who you're TALKING TO?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2012, 01:35:08 pm »
Has anyone considered that Juggalos are to human culture as random mutations are to genetics? That this is how new cultures get started, evolution, just on a cultural not genetic level?  And that it's only the presence of a Global Monoculture that keeps these offshoots so weak and, frankly, goofy as fuck?

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Dude, hell yes! Of course! I mean, do you know who you're TALKING TO?

People who recognize that even though we've outgrown it, we're all still slaves to our monkey brains?
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2012, 01:42:31 pm »
Dude, are you sure this is the first time you've been to these boards?
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2012, 01:47:58 pm »
I was half-convinced he was a TGRR alt. Still haven't completely ruled it out.
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #36 on: September 21, 2012, 01:51:28 pm »
Dude, are you sure this is the first time you've been to these boards?

Yup, but I have read a shitload of Warren Ellis, so I figure I can at least sound like I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Hey! I just realized there may be an upside to having misspent my youth in comic book nerdery! 

Perhaps I might be able to turn my pro-wrestling obsession into something useful too.  Beyond the universal theory of Buddhist Kayfabe, that is.
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #37 on: September 21, 2012, 01:52:58 pm »
I was half-convinced he was a TGRR alt. Still haven't completely ruled it out.

I wish I was.  I would have actual minions then, instead of the lame non-union henchmen.
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2012, 02:03:49 pm »
But at least you don't have those collective-bargaining negotiations.  Those things can be brutal

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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2012, 04:49:50 pm »
I hadn't considered the evil benefits to running an open shop in my plans to world domination.  I just always thought it was bad policy from an HR standpoint.  I mean look at COBRA.  They were an open shop, took just about anyone, and they couldn't even get extortion done correctly.

Ok, I will cop to having lurked here for quite a while.  Ever since TGRR used a term of mine in his dictionary.  But that's just good common sense, you don't jump into a community without getting an idea of what it's about.
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2012, 04:51:15 pm »
Has anyone considered that Juggalos are to human culture as random mutations are to genetics? That this is how new cultures get started, evolution, just on a cultural not genetic level?  And that it's only the presence of a Global Monoculture that keeps these offshoots so weak and, frankly, goofy as fuck?

Yes, I am high, but just think about it......

Dude, hell yes! Of course! I mean, do you know who you're TALKING TO?

People who recognize that even though we've outgrown it, we're all still slaves to our monkey brains?

Bingo.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #41 on: September 21, 2012, 07:42:02 pm »
So then what is the relationship to the monkey brain in its proper context?  I mean, I kinda dig mine, but I do have to remind myself that it generally fixates on bullshit.  Other people's monkey brains, not so much.

Serious non-dickhead question.
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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2012, 07:42:38 pm »
So then what is the relationship to the monkey brain in its proper context?  I mean, I kinda dig mine, but I do have to remind myself that it generally fixates on bullshit.  Other people's monkey brains, not so much.

Serious non-dickhead question.

The relationship of Juggalos?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #43 on: September 21, 2012, 07:44:12 pm »
Not just juggalos, but for people.

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Re: In Defense of Juggalos.
« Reply #44 on: September 21, 2012, 07:44:45 pm »
So then what is the relationship to the monkey brain in its proper context? 


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