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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: One Man Episode of Cops
« on: November 17, 2013, 03:51:24 am »
Those of the forum not part of Glorious Canuckistan have probably been missing out on the Grade A scandal surrounding Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. As of the moment, Mr. Ford has admitted to or is suspected of:

-Alcoholism
-Crack cocaine addiction
-Drinking and driving
-Sexual harassment
-Spousal abuse

He is STILL MAYOR. He is GETTING HIS OWN TV SHOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtAosEp5R04&t=2m51s
http://www.straight.com/blogra/530916/doug-and-rob-ford-launch-tv-show-sun-news-network
http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/11/14/rob_ford_admits_drinking_and_driving_says_hell_sue_former_staffers.html
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/11/11/rob-ford-bobbleheads-set-to-go-on-sale-to-support-united-way/
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Re: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: One Man Episode of Cops
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2013, 04:40:43 am »
Been following this.

It was all a set up.  Hoopla framed him.
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Re: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: One Man Episode of Cops
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2013, 06:07:06 am »
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Re: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: One Man Episode of Cops
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2013, 07:17:43 pm »
Been following this.

It was all a set up.  Hoopla framed him.

It was really more of a corruption than a frame job. I prefer to get them to the point where they frame themselves.
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Re: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: One Man Episode of Cops
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2013, 08:52:05 pm »
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Re: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: One Man Episode of Cops
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2014, 10:20:44 am »
Just to remind you all that Rob Ford still exists and still has some kind of problem:
http://www.cp24.com/video?clipId=298344&binId=1.1127680&playlistPageNum=1

9 mins. The first 3 or so rather subdued which makes the last 6 that much more amusing.
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Re: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: One Man Episode of Cops
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2014, 02:18:57 pm »
I love Rob Ford. If I were there, I'd vote for him... "It's possible I smoked crack, but I need to see the video to prove it, because I don't know if I actually did smoke crack, as I was so very very drunk..."

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Re: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: One Man Episode of Cops
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2014, 02:19:54 pm »
We've all said that at one point or another.
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Re: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: One Man Episode of Cops
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2014, 06:56:13 pm »
Hold on. Am I seriously listening to a press release about ICE SKATING RINKS???

WTF, Canada?
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Re: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: One Man Episode of Cops
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2014, 06:58:35 pm »
Oh here we go, it's getting real.  :lol:
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku