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Re: Please advise...
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2009, 03:22:01 pm »
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.

What would happen if a bunch of other people got naked and climbed into the tree with you?

Would they require a yeti-ectomy after?

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Re: Please advise...
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2009, 03:25:59 pm »
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

There is a really bad horror film where this happens.  Only the tongs really are a crocodile.  Two hours of a small group of morons, stuck in a tree, being terrorized by a crocodile.

I advise you not watch it, unless high, drunk or otherwise chemically altered.

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Re: Please advise...
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2009, 03:26:56 pm »
This wouldn't be "The Lake", would it?

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Re: Please advise...
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2009, 03:29:04 pm »
No, it was Black Water, I think.

Oh, wait a minute, with a name like that, it was probably a metaphor for the war in Iraq or something.

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Re: Please advise...
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2009, 04:14:18 pm »
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.

This is (albeit regretfully), a possible sucess scenario.  You just have to drop the tongs faster, so you don't become Phyrric and Pathic at the same time.
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Re: Please advise...
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2009, 04:28:56 pm »
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.

What would happen if a bunch of other people got naked and climbed into the tree with you?

Would they require a yeti-ectomy after?

On that night?

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