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Re: BREAKING: MOSQUITOS ARE GOING TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2009, 09:21:56 pm »
and the only people who get sick are the hypochondriacs.
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Re: BREAKING: MOSQUITOS ARE GOING TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2009, 01:09:49 am »
We have no mosquitos here, except around the golf courses.  We have lots of West Nile, but only among golfers, so no great loss.

Everywhere else, it's too dry, and all you have to worry about are:

Tarantulas
Every other poisonous spider on Earth
Killer bees
Scorpions
20 different poisonous snakes
Poisonous lizards
Javelinas
Meth freaks
The Cardinals

The Cardinals are really TGRR's fault. LMNO and I decided this at lunch.
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Re: BREAKING: MOSQUITOS ARE GOING TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2009, 05:37:53 am »
and the only people who get sick are the hypochondriacs.
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Christ's sake. Do I have to be specific????????

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Re: BREAKING: MOSQUITOS ARE GOING TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2009, 12:05:39 pm »
In varna mosquitos are so fucking big, that when they land in the yard the dogs start barking  :argh!:

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Re: BREAKING: MOSQUITOS ARE GOING TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2009, 03:11:36 pm »
We have no mosquitos here, except around the golf courses.  We have lots of West Nile, but only among golfers, so no great loss.

Everywhere else, it's too dry, and all you have to worry about are:

Tarantulas
Every other poisonous spider on Earth
Killer bees
Scorpions
20 different poisonous snakes
Poisonous lizards
Javelinas
Meth freaks
The Cardinals

The Cardinals are really TGRR's fault. LMNO and I decided this at lunch.

Figured as much.  The last city I lived in was Chicago, and we all know about the Bears.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: BREAKING: MOSQUITOS ARE GOING TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2009, 03:13:02 pm »
That clinches it:  THE SWAMP YANKEES MUST TAKE A STAND AND REPEL THE FORCES OF TGRR, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR SPORTS TEAMS!

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Re: BREAKING: MOSQUITOS ARE GOING TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2009, 03:17:49 pm »
That clinches it:  THE SWAMP YANKEES MUST TAKE A STAND AND REPEL THE FORCES OF TGRR, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR SPORTS TEAMS!

All your NFL are belong to me.

You have no shot at the division.  Make your time.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.