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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2009, 09:56:21 am »
Maybe we should get all these fuckers fired and let HBO and the BBC take over the movie industry entirely.

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Also, fuck this movie.

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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2009, 12:59:48 pm »
Based on a book.



Just saying.

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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2009, 02:56:12 pm »
Thats it. I want to be a movie producer.

I can only assume the creative process goes like this

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Quick pass the cocaine!

SNORT SNORT SNORT!

Uh ...

ok,


fuckin remake Fraggle Rock with the Doozers as Islamic Fundamentalist terroists, the Fraggles as edgey emo vampires, cast Moz Def as the guy in the lighthouse and Jack Black as his dope smokng slacker dog, and ..? Mokey can be a herion addict with aids, and, make wembly and gobo militant lesbians.

fuck yeah.

SNORT SNORT SNORT. uuuh and make the garbage heap and the gorgs ghetto stylin ganglsta's and have the heap played by snoop doggie god in DRAG! yeah!

SNORT SNORT SNORT, uh ok, we can fuckin remake the Fresh Prince Of Bell Air, with WIll Smith played by Mark Walberg and have the family living in Iran, and have the buttler be a white guy. With terrorists.

SNORT SNORT SNORT

We can remake the crying game, but, heres the twist, the girl is a guy and the guy is a girl and they are both emo vampires that turn into giant robotic Jack Blacks! oh wow. I'm fuckin on fire here, OK make Magnum PI but with those guys from Harold & Kumar as Magnum & Higgins. SNORT SNORT SNORT. ohfuckmynosefelloff.. ok, remake all of the police acadamy movies, but cast new edgy young comics as the police guys, and .. uh .. I dunno, explosions and terrorists and that .. y .. k .. cs


ffff

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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2009, 01:10:31 am »
Based on the Taco Bell commercials.
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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2009, 12:31:09 pm »
Slumdog Millionaire.

yeah.

not a Hollywood flick.

not USA, even (UK/India).
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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2009, 01:37:30 pm »
Also not too original.  Dickens in India, anyone?

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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2009, 12:53:13 pm »
Obvious parallels to Titanic.

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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2009, 01:14:04 pm »
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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2009, 03:30:59 pm »
Mr T is making more public appearances, presumably to ready the public for this film

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6YAiemGuM

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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2009, 04:48:44 pm »
Mr T is making more public appearances, presumably to ready the public for this film

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6YAiemGuM
I wish I didn't see that.

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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2009, 04:49:52 pm »
What's worse is I saw that on my own TV, before the net could prepare me for the horror.

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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2009, 06:19:03 am »
I hope, that when sylvester stone dies, they will remake all of the rocky movies as a single film.

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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2009, 06:51:22 am »
I hope, that when sylvester stone dies, they will remake all of the rocky movies as a single film.
I hope they do it like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDCxv3PH-hQ
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Re: The A-Team is being remade
« Reply #28 on: September 28, 2009, 02:51:26 am »
... You mean Sylvester STALLONE?  :lol: