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Re: BREAKING: FCC SAYS "NET NEUTRALITY? FUCK YEAH!" Oh, wait...
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 11:33:26 pm »
Net neutrality is a lame idea.  They need to just start arresting CXOs for fraud and extortion, thats what all problems with non neutrality (as opposed to benefits) *are*.
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Re: BREAKING: FCC SAYS "NET NEUTRALITY? FUCK YEAH!" Oh, wait...
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 11:37:33 pm »
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Re: BREAKING: FCC SAYS "NET NEUTRALITY? FUCK YEAH!" Oh, wait...
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2009, 02:54:55 am »
Net neutrality is a lame idea.  They need to just start arresting CXOs for fraud and extortion, thats what all problems with non neutrality (as opposed to benefits) *are*.

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Re: BREAKING: FCC SAYS "NET NEUTRALITY? FUCK YEAH!" Oh, wait...
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 03:02:41 am »
Yeah, Req, you'll have to splain yourself, please...because otherwise, the internet is about to become like cable.

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Re: BREAKING: FCC SAYS "NET NEUTRALITY? FUCK YEAH!" Oh, wait...
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 03:04:31 am »
Yeah, Req, you'll have to splain yourself, please...because otherwise, the internet is about to become like cable.

Why, I'd LOVE to get the same sort of "service" and "choice" I get from cable.

Heh.  Req is a fucking libertariantard.  Who knew?   :lulz:
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Re: BREAKING: FCC SAYS "NET NEUTRALITY? FUCK YEAH!" Oh, wait...
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 03:05:20 am »
Not to mention jacked-up prices...and the TAXES!  Oh, the taxes to be shorn!

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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2009, 03:06:19 am »
Not to mention jacked-up prices...and the TAXES!  Oh, the taxes to be shorn!

Or just the fact that we'll basically be allowing ISPs to bill for (and control) things they don't own.
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Re: BREAKING: FCC SAYS "NET NEUTRALITY? FUCK YEAH!" Oh, wait...
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2009, 03:07:06 am »
Of course you realize that Req has to be right, and for her to be right, everyone else has to be wrong.

No matter how fucking ridiculous it makes her.
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Re: BREAKING: FCC SAYS "NET NEUTRALITY? FUCK YEAH!" Oh, wait...
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2009, 03:19:46 am »
...and here they are (the magical "they" being the media and its "sources") recommending we move from hardware backup systems to virtual backup systems..."the cloud" etc.

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Re: BREAKING: FCC SAYS "NET NEUTRALITY? FUCK YEAH!" Oh, wait...
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2009, 02:09:39 pm »
Not to mention jacked-up prices...and the TAXES!  Oh, the taxes to be shorn!

Or just the fact that we'll basically be allowing ISPs to bill for (and control) things they don't own.

The fuck we will. They'll just make it more of a pain in the ass because we'll have to get around their blocks.